Isang bata ang inutusan para bumili sa isang store ng juice na nasa sachet.
BATA: Ale, pabili nga po ng juice na nasa litro pack.
TINDERA: Yung Powder Ba?
BATA: Ba't Ale, May Bareta Ba Kayong Juice?
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GURO: ok class, what is your favorite subject when you were in elementary.
(tumaas ng kamay si juan)
GURO: Yes Juan?
JUAN: Maam, my Favorite subject is science.
GURO: That's good, Ok. I'll ask you Juan, give me an example of Amphibian.
JUAN: A frog ma'am.
GURO: Good Juan, Can you give me another example?
JUAN: Another frog ma'am.
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INDAY: Pabili nga po.
MAARTENG TINDERA: What are you intended to buy in my store?
INDAY: Can i have some liquid solution that was mixed evenly with organic and inorganic compound substances and had undergone fermention and sealed inside a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?
MAARTENG TINDERA: Ha?
INDAY: Softdrinks Po!!
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