*all three sit in the Catmobile, with Leo driving, Stan riding shotgun, and Skippy in the back*
Skippy: *squishes face* Ohmergerrrrsh, I'm fo effited to fee va varine fildfife in its nafurral havifaff *eyes turn into hearts and the sky turns into rainbows*
Stan: Ugh.
Skippy: *warps space and time with her face squishing and a second face appears on her stomach*
Leo: Skippy what did we tell you about warping space and time to create more faces?
Skippy: to not to.
Leo: so not.
Skippy: Okay I won't. *gets a cucumber mallet and hits the face on her stomach with it*
Stan: Leo, are you sure we're going towards Barine Land? This seems like a pretty seedy neighbourhood.
Leo: it is. That's because I'm completely lost. BUT HEY LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WHILE WE'RE HERE!!!
*all magically teleport to the Taco Cathedral*
Skippy: *stands next to Taco Wand* SELFIIIEEE
Stan: This is very interesting. This is the taco throne, originally created by Tacopope George the forty-six hundredth in the year Infinity I.D.G.A.F. It was created to maintain balance between the tortillas and the wrap-style tacos and blah blah blah blah
Leo: *picks up expensive shiny thing* HERE CATCH
BINABASA MO ANG
The Random Chronicles - Vol. 1
RandomLeo: Hey! I'm Leo, and welcome to The Random Chronicles! Basically it's- Skippy: *swings in on a vine from another dimension with an octopus hat* ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED THE RANDOM ADVENTURES OF A GIRL A UNICORN A CORGI AND SOME OTHER WEIRD CRAP AKA TR...
