Twenty

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"Hello?"

"Hey Steven."

"Oh! Lover boy!"

"Stop calling me that!"

"MELISSA! LOVER BOY IS ON THE PHONE!"

"STEVEN! WHAT DID I TOLD YOU ABOUT PICKING PHONES UP?"

"But it was ringing, what was I suppose to do!"

"Leave!"

"Fine!"

"Hello?"

"Hey, Cranky pants."

"BYE, LOVER BOY!"

"You little broccoli, just leave!"

"..."

"Sorry about that"

"Oh that's okay, my sister is worst."

"Is she?"

"When I was in the fifth grade, I liked this cute girl from the seventh grade. My sister gave me a ring pop and force me to propose to her. Saying that if a boy likes a girl, he must propose. So I did and the girl just gave me a blank look and walked away."

"..."

"Please stop laughing."

"..."

"I regret telling you this."

"..."

"I'm hanging up."

"..."

"..."

"Wait, Blake are you serious?"

"Hello?"

"Stupid human being."

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