Bob and Murdoc were walking down the streets of Tokyo. They were kissing SO ROmanTIC!
THEN KEN KANEKI JUMPED FROM THE NOODLE SHOP OMG!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!???!
"You taste delicious!" he told Murdoc.
"I know." Murdoc replied.
"i'M GuNna eAT U nOW!" he said in FLUENT JAPANESE!!!?!?!?! SO SEXY!
BUT MURDOC WAS SEXIERRRRRRRRRRRR
He ate Murdoc's arm "MmMMmMMm!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TASTY!!!!?!!!!!"
BUT THEN IT GREW BACK!?!?!?!?!!!!! HUH????????????? #BEWARB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby was mad Ken could eat Murdoc but not him. Murdoc was too SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!
"Murdoc! i can speak Japanese too!" HE SAID IN FLUENT JAPANESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! "LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!?!!??!???!!!!?!??!" pls like subscribe vote follow one up emoji smiley face.
"lol nope. " Kaneki replied. In the distance, Touka screamed and started cussing. She sensed THE DANKNESS WAS TOO STRONG!!!!!!!!
Bob's rainbow kagune sprouted from his back!!!!!!! It was so fab that EVERYONE DIED! THE END!
(except for him and Murdoc because they bae)
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tRu luV! (Bob Duncan X Murdoc)
RandomtHIs is mAi OTp pLs DOn'T sTeaL! A bunch of shipping oneshots. (this is a joke if you couldn't tell)
