Special feature: Goofy x Tyler Joseph
AND NO DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T DO THIS, MY SCHOOL PLAY THOUGHT IT WAS ALRIGHT TO DO STUPID COMMERCIALS HA HA
The long ears... The bright green hat... The round nose...
"TYLER, WAKE UP!"Jenna Joseph proceeded to slap Tyler in the face.
"but babe you only needed to do that for that one music video" he whimpered, hands shaking AW POOR BEAN MUST PROTECT
"WELL I DON'T CARE WE'RE THROUGH!!!??!!"
tyler screamed and sobbed but jenna wouldn't budged because she saw some smutty joshler fanfic on wattpad and took it too literal
he ran to the edge of a cliff because STAY ALIVE?? when a calming voice echoed from behind.
"Gwarsh, what are you doing here?"
"i-i dunno. i don't w-wanna fall..."
"fall away? (✧≖‿ゝ≖)" and then tyler married goofy on the spot because he listened to self-titled AND WASN'T A FAKE FAN (A/N FAKE FANS GO DIEEEEEEEE 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👺👺👺👺👺👺😡😡😡😡😡)
so tyler married goofy and he joined tyler and josh on their tours because his yahoohooie sounded great during heavydirtysoul the end
Real Author's Note: I'm going to update twice today because I have no clue if you lovely readers are going to like this or not. And I'm not kidding about my school play, there even was this especially cringy nile on that beat section. I don't even want to get started on the plot.
We're so close to 666 reads friends, do it for Murdoc!
Finally, don't take the fake fan part seriously, there's no such thing.
YOU ARE READING
tRu luV! (Bob Duncan X Murdoc)
RandomtHIs is mAi OTp pLs DOn'T sTeaL! A bunch of shipping oneshots. (this is a joke if you couldn't tell)
