Pico: *Is walking by himself*
Kyubey: Hello, My name is Kyubey!
Pico:....? What... Are you...?
Kyubey: I form contact with girls so they become magical girls! They fight witches in exchange for one wish! Do you want contact?
Pico: Sure. I wish to have the cutest outfit ever~!
Kyubey: Okay *Forms Contact*
Both: *See he does not have a dress*
Kyubey: Um...?
Pico:...?
Kyubey: Wait! You're not a...!
Pico: Oh yeah... I forgot to mention... I'm a boy...
Pico: A lot of people think I'm a girl, for some reason.
Pico: They start yelling,"IT'S A TRAP!" whenever they see me.
Kyubey: o.e THIS IS MY DESPAIR!!! ;-;
Sayaka: Now you know how it feels, little shit -.-
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Puella Magi THUG LIFE Magica
Randomrainbow colored lolita lesbians who can use magic and shit.