THE SARCASM

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i am 100% sure that the older you get, the more sarcastic and witty you get. Like when i was little i had like no witt at all, i couldnt even save my life with witt and my sarcasm was horrible but now its just like:

Witt or some other shiz

Person: i hate you (or some other mean thing)

Me: im sorry you must be looking at a mirror, not my face. (Or whatever else i come up with in any situation)

Sarcasm

Person: you know the answer is 4748 right?

Me: no i thought it was square.

I dont think ive said the thing before with the witt cause no one really says that they hate me but i did not get that off the internet and right now i am proud of myself for that... so theres the witt!

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