Gary the amazing snail

Finding love

So I'm home now, and the girl took me out to play with (ugh germy girl cooties).
She showed me this thing. I think it's called a gecko. But whatever it is. I LOVE IT. she's really pretty and her name is Lavender. So the girl placed me down on the floor and Lavender freaking tried to eat me. Like I know that girls might not like me, but I didn't think they'd want to eat me.