Sneezing

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You know that moment when your about to sneeze and your stuck in that weird face for about 10 seconds then it gies away and you look like a retarted monkey.
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Nose: here, ima make u suffer
Me: no no, i am fine without suffering
nose: nahhhhh you'll be fine
*starts to sneeze*
Me: oh god
* hyperventilates until the final blow. theeen holds that beautiful fluffy face and the sneeze goes away*
Me: welp...
Nose: ha
( even if you do sneeze it would probably sound like a cow that has diabetes trying to scream, ya know that thing that sounds like ACHUYILPQPXMA.....exactly.)

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