Hand sanitizer

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It discovers cuts you never even know you had in the worst posable way ever.
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*puts on hand sanitizer*
Me: hopefully, oh wait....
*burning sensation starts*
Me: oh my god nu
*starts to tear up cuz it feels like lava*
Me: HAAALP! MY HAND IS DYING!
Hand: you disappointed me.
*rip*
Me: well then...

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