"Chrom" as and friends...

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The "chrom"as and friends themes: (in tune to Thomas and friends theme) *extended version*

They're two,they're four,they're six, they're four, (a la classic mode)

Fighting brigands, and so much more

Red(Sully), and green (Stahl), and brown (Gregor), and blue (Fredrick),

They're the risen killing crew,

Coming in to save the day,

From the halidom and far away,

Across the map and 'round the bends,

"Chrom"as and his friends!

Gregor!

He's the Russian one!

Nowi!

Small as f@#% with loads of fun!

Sumia!

Saves Chrom's a$# in time!

Frederick!

Breaks straight through the line!

Anna!

Buy out all their stuff!

Tharja!

Stalks, and laughs and huffs!

Ricken, Henry!

What a pair

Kellem!

Let's just say, he's a spare!

They're 2, they're 4, they're 6, they're 4,

Destroying grima, and so much more!

White (Robin), and black (Lon'qu), and tan (Owain), and blue (Chrom's hair close up)

They're the empire sieging crew!

Shipping lords and future mates

Fredrick pulling all their weights

Bankrupting shops and chapter ends...

"Chrom"as and his friends!

...DRUM SOLO!!!

(Vaike performs terribly in a drum solo (gif) )

Lucina!

The transgendered one!

Brady!

His holy job is done! (real quote from him:Naga can kiss my a$$!)

Morgan!

Smallest on the map

Inigo!

He deserves a slap!

Laurent!

He's a traveling Mage

Noire!

Don't get caught in her rage! ("Repent and suffer!")

Nah,Owain!

A childish pair!

Yarne!

Let's all say, he's scared!!!

They're two, they're four, they're six,they're four!

Fighting brigands,and so much more

Red and green and brown and blue

They're the risen killing crew!

Coming in to save the day,

From the halidom and far away,

Across the map, and 'round the bends

"Chrom"-as-and-his-friiiiiiiiends!

*the shepherds cheer!*

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