"WAHHHHH!"
"What's wrong?"
"So, because you don't control me, I sat down with my sour patch kids and read a different book you mentioned. Divergent."
"And..."
*Warning Divergent spoiler*
"WHY DID HER MOM HAVE TO DIE?!?!"
"That's the thing about joining a fandom. You lose loved ones."
"WAHHHHHH!"
"At least it wasn't the Hunger Games."
"What?"
"Another book."
"Omg. You know what I just realized."
"What?"
"I don't know your name."
"Just call me red."
"What? Why?"
"It's my favorite sour patch kind."
"Then call me blue."
"Blue and Red."
"Blue and Red. I gotta go. I'm going to the library to get Insurgent and The Hunger Games."
"May the odds be ever in your favor."
-call ended-
"Blue and red."
YOU ARE READING
Sour Patch Kids
Romance"Give them to me." "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes!" "No!" "Give me those effin sour patch kids!" "Fine! But only if you give me your number." (Sorry I'm not good with descriptions just give the book a try)