Chapter 1: Where The Hell

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"Wake up." You yawn. "WAKE UP HUMAN!" You open your eyes slowly. "Where... Am I?" You ask. You can't see a thing. You feel your face. "Where... Where are my glasses. I'm blind without them." I see a blue blur walk over away. "Oh, these things?" And puts them on my face. "That's much better." I look around. To my right, was a small, chubby, skeleton. To my left, was a tall, lean skeleton. "Take a good nap kid?" He asked. "SHUT UP SANS! DON'T BE RUDE! SHE ALMOST FROZE TO DEATH!" The tall one screamed at the chubby one. "You kid, what's your name?" He asked. "Not sure if I should tell my kidnappers." I said. "Kidnappers? Kid, you almost froze to death, and we kinda saved your life." He said. "Anyway, the name's Sans, and this is my brother Papyrus." "HELLO HUMAN!" I sat up. "My name is (Y/N)." I said cautiously. The lean one had this huge smile on his skull. "I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, IS GLAD YOU ARE AWAKE!" He said. Oh great a narcissist. I thought to myself. The tall skeleton ran downstairs. "What's going on?" I asked. "You fell down into the underground. You hit your head hard and you were in a coma for 'bout a week." He said. Well that explains why I'm so damn hungry! "Explains a lot." I said. "Like what." Sans asked. "Like why I'm so damn starving. And why my head feels like Satan punched me." He laughed. "You got a good sense of humor kid." I shrugged. "I guess. And for a kidnapper, you aren't so bad yourself. Now I have a question. Are both y'all siblings?" He nodded. "Yep, he's my bro. My skelebro." He said. "Who's older?" He looked at me. I was guessing it was the taller one. "Well, we're twins, but I'm the older one by a couple of minuets." He said. "Well I guess your growth- spurt hasn't hit ya yet." I shook his head. "Nah, it already did, it just hit Paps harder." It made sense I guess. I got out of bed. I noticed how badly I was beat up. "What the hell?" I looked down. "You got beat up kid. By ummm..." Time froze around us. "You got beat up by Flowey. Long story short, HE put you into a coma. HE tried to kill ya. And I saved your life." He said. Then time went back to normal. I shook my head. God. "HUMAN! DO YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI?" I heard Papyrus from downstairs yell. I shrugged. "I gue..." He cut me off. "I'LL GO GET YOU SOME!" I laughed. "Talk about enthusiasm." Sans just shrugged. "I guess. He's nice, just loud." "Like that want already obvious." He smiled. "He's really takin a liking to ya kid. Hope you like toxic waste." What! "Huh?" He laughed. "Paps makes spaghetti... That's kinda indigestible. He's bad. Hey, you can cook right?" I nodded. "Can you help him?" I nodded. I slowly got up, and walked down the stairs. I saw the lean skeleton getting ingredients. "Hey, can I help?" His face lit up. "YOU MUST HAVE THE SAME APPRECIATION FOR SPAGHETTI AS I DO! SURE COME AND HELP!" I started up with the sauce. I started barking orders. "HUMAN! YOU ARE STRICT ABOUT YOUR SPAGHETTI." I covered my mouth. "Ugh... My dominance is showing again." I sat down. "I'm SOOO sorry. I'm just... Bossy." I heard him laugh. "TRY BEING AROUND UNDYNE!" I giggled. At least I'm not the only one. I put the dark red sure over top of the long white noodles. Ok, now let's see if he likes it. He took a bite. "AHHH IT'S TERRIBLE ISN'T IT?!?! I BOILED THE NOODLE 1 MINUET TOO LONG!" I yelled. "IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT!" Papyrus said. "I boiled it 1 minuet too long though?" He looked confused. "Oh... Both my parents are chefs. I take on the cooking perfectionist. Kinda OCD when it comes to cooking." Sans laughed. "Kid, that's nuts. Both parents are chefs? You must be..." He takes a bite of the spaghetti. "Kid... This is the best spaghetti I've ever tasted. Kid..." He took another bite. "You underestimate yourself." I do? "Seriously?" I asked. "WELL NO DUH! HUMAN YOU'RE GREAT!" Papyrus exclaimed. "That means a lot coming from an amateur cook." His face was in a full... Orange blush? "OH HUMAN." He picked me up and hugged me. He hugged so tight I couldn't breath. A narcissistic, clingy, cooking skeleton. What an... Interesting combo. I thought. He finally let, I gasped for the precious O2 I so dearly needed. "ARE YOU OK?" Papyrus asked me. "Yeah just you uhhh... Squeezed the breath out of me. One hell of a bear hug ya got there." I said. "Guess you got a skele-TON of love there." He smiled and winked. "That wasn't even PUNNY. Eh... Eh." He laughed. "Kid you're alright." I smiled proudly. "OH COME ON SANS! NOW YOU GOT THE HUMAN PUNNING AROUND!" I laughed. "Ok... Ok I won't tell anymore puns... Promise." I said and held out my pinky. "HUH?" I looked down. "Pinky swear... Never heard of it?" He shook his head. "We'll take you pinky. Then intertwine it with mine. Then we shake." He nodded. So he wrapped his boney pinky finger around mine, and we shook. "YOU HUMANS DO HAVE ODD TRADITIONS!" I shrugged. "I guess we do, seeing how confuzzled you are right now." Again, he tilted his head to the side. "It means confused." "OOOOH!" These two have been living under a rock... Well they have been trapped down here so I can't blame them. I thought. "Welp, the fun is over. I have to go home." Sans looked away from me. Papyrus had a grim look on his face. Sans spoke up. "Kid... Everyone can't leave. There is this barrier, anything can enter... But nothing can exit. You're... Trapped. With the rest of the monsters." Tears welled up. "Don't joke with me like that... Seriously." "NO HUMAN! SADLY IT IS TRUE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE." The tears start threatening to spill over my eyelids. "Stop... Just... Don't mess with me." I felt something grab my waist. It was long boney arms. I felt a head ready on the top of mine. "HUMAN! DO NOT FEAR..." I cut him off. "I already am fearing." The tears started spilling over. I sniffled. "Kid... Don't cry." "It's too late for that Sans." Then I heard the softest voice whisper scream in my ear. "Don't worry, The Great Papyrus, has vowed to keep you safe." I looked up at his face. He had a solemn, caring, emphatic smile on his face. "Thank you Papyrus." I buried my head deep into his chest. "PLEASE... CALL ME PAPS!" He screamed. I choked out the smallest bit of laughter. "Ok, Paps." He still hugged me. RING RING. I watched as Paps slipped away from me and caught Sans for the phone. Sans won the phone. "Hello, house of the skelebros, how may I help you this is Sans." He nodded. "Ok... I'll send him right down." He looked at Papyrus. "It's for you." He whispered. Papyrus grabbed the phone eagerly. "HELLO THIS IS THE GREAT AND ONLY PAPYRUS!" "YES. AHUH. BE THERE IS A JIFFY!" He hung up. "UNDYNE WANTS ME FOR A COOLING LESSON..." He pondered for a sec. "Y/N. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME? BECAUSE I NOW YOU LIKE COOKING. JUST LIKE A GOOD FRIEND WOULD!" He said proudly. Cooking huh... Maybe it will be good for me! "Yeah... Sure Paps." I said. I looked around. I didn't have a coat. "Damn it." Paps looked at me. "WHAT!" He said. "I don't have a coat." He smiled. He ran up stairs. "I HAVE IT SOMEWHERE." I heard him yell. "HERE IT IS!" He said. He ran down the stairs with a f/c sweater. "I USED TO WEAR THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!" He stated proudly. It was a little small. I threw it on. I looked in the mirror they had in the hall. It made my breast look HUGE. And it made me look skinny. "Ummm... Have anything larger?" He shook his head. "THIS IS THE LARGEST IT GETS HUMAN!" I sighed. Sans just giggled like a little child in the back. I walked outside. "JESUS IT'S SO COLD!" I said. He looked at you. Then he took his red scarf off, and wrapped it around your neck. Then he grabbed my waist and pulled me closer. "P-Paps?" "YOU SAID YOU WERE COLD? SO I MADE TOU WARM!" I blushed softly. "Thanks." He smiled. "You're welcome." He said softly.

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