Pregnant : Chanbaek

Eleven.

"Hey, Chanyeol" Baekhyun called to Chanyeol who was busy caressing Baekhyun's stomach.

Chanyeol hummed "Yes, princess"

"Do you think maybe that Luhan is pregnant?" Baekhyun asked and Chanyeol looked up at him, eyes squinted

"Why do you think that?" Chanyeol asked, taking his hands off of Baekhyun's tummy and placing them on his own stomach.

Baekhyun tilted his head to the side "Remember when you were experiencing some of the pregnancy symptoms?" Chanyeol nodded and Baekhyun continued "Sehun's acting like an emotional bitch and he doesn't practice football anymore,. Instead, he just sleeps"

Chanyeol nodded in understanding "Maybe, but we can't quite put out fingers on it"

Baekhyun nuzzled into Chanyeol's neck "And why is that?" he placed a soft kiss to Chanyeol's nape.

Chanyeol shrugged "Circle of life"

Baekhyun eased up a little from Chanyeol and smirked at him, then shouted "NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA" he was singing the starting line of 'The Circle of Life' in Lion King.

Chanyeol laughed, but joined him "SITHI UHM INGONYAMA"

Chanyeol's sister came down the stairs, yelling at them "What type animal kingdom is this?"

They both laughed at her and continued singing, standing on the table and jumping around. She rolled her eyes at them and showed them her middle finger. They hopped off the table and started to laugh like maniacs.

"We should do this more often" Baekhyun said, wiping his eyes of the tears that escaped because he was laughing so much.

Chanyeol looked over at him "Yeah, we should. Wanna go over at Sehun's and ask him if Luhan's pregnant?"

Baekhyun shook his head "No. Let's investigate them. I mean, wouldn't it be fun finding out ourselves than them telling us?"

Chanyeol rubbed his chin "Now that you put it that way, then hell yeah let's do it"

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"Remember don't make it too obvious that you're watching them" Baekhyun instructed to Chanyeol while taking out a pen and a notepad from his locker

Chanyeol nodded "Yes, sensei"

Sehun was walking towards them and they stood up straight, staring at him and looking at him up and down.

He opened his locker which was right next to Baek's and gave them a quizzical look "What are you looking at?" he sassed "Am I that interesting?"

Baekhyun thought for a while, rubbing his chin "You're an interesting guy, Oh Sehun"

Sehun rolled his eyes at him "Why the hell are you talking like that and why are you dressed like that?"

Baekhyun was wearing those detective coats and his hair was slicked back. He only needed the pipe and a monocle to complete the look. Chanyeol was dressed in his usual skinny jeans and a big t-shirt.

Baekhyun silenced him "Do not question the magnificent Baekhyun. Just answer my questions, fuck boy"

Sehun slammed his locker, gaining the attention of some students who were near them. He let out a steamy sigh "Look, retarded, peanut sized, ugly eyes, Baekhyun. I am not in the mood for you and your constructed bullshit, so please fuck the fuck off and fix your damn eyeliner!"

With that said, Sehun left. Baekhyun was stunned by Sehun's words and it offended him. How dare anyone say anything about his eyeliner! He opened his locker and looked in the mirror that he placed there ever since he attended this school.

"That Sehun doesn't know shit" Baekhyun said, inspecting his eyeliner "Does it look okay, Chanyeol?"

Chanyeol laughed "Yes, it's okay"

Baekhyun then pouted "I don't want it to be okay. I want it to be perfect. Chanyeol, I'm ugly!" he began to cry

Chanyeol sighed and hugged Baekhyun "Shh. If I tell you that you look okay, then that's all that matters" he kissed Baekhyun's forehead "Sehun is just being sassy and you know that. You're like that all the time"

Baekhyun pulled away from Chanyeol "So you're telling me that I'm an ugly piece of shit that's annoying and rude?" he said, sniffling and being careful not to ruin his eyeliner.

Chanyeol sighed again "No, no. What I meant was, you're beautiful, okay?"

Baekhyun looked up at Chanyeol and laughed "Thanks, Channie. Let's go to class before we get in trouble"

Chanyeol scratched his head because of Baekhyun's sudden change of mood, but shrugged the thought off anyway.

Class was the worst for Chanyeol; Baekhyun kept nagging him, telling him that he wants to be cuddled, then Baekhyun started making fun of him, then he wanted to have sex with Chanyeol and now he's angry at Chanyeol.

"Come on, Baek" Chanyeol pleaded, trying to get Baekhyun to talk to him "I don't know what I did, but I'm sorry"

Baekhyun folded his arms "You didn't hug me when I was stretching out my arms for you to hold me"

Chanyeol face palmed "Baek, weren't you just yawning?"

Baekhyun laughed "Oh, yeah. I'm not mad at you anymore"

Chanyeol sighed, then back hugged Baekhyun, blowing air into his ears.

"Stop" Baekhyun giggled "We're still in school"

Chanyeol chuckled and kissed his cheeks, making them go pink. Chanyeol smirked, but then he had a confused expression on his face when he realized that Sehun was speed walking to the bathroom, hands clasped on his mouth.

"Baek, look" Chanyeol whispered and showed him Sehun.

Baekhyun shrieked and followed Sehun into the bathroom, Chanyeol following suit. They went behind Sehun, witnessing the boy spilling his lunch.

"Good Lord" Baekhyun exclaimed and covered his nose "What did you eat? It smells like a dead rat mixed with cat blood"

Sehun got up and flushed the toilet, then washed out his mouth. Baekhyun let go of his nose and straightened his coat.

"Sick?" Baekhyun asked

Sehun nodded "I think so"

Baekhyun covered his nose again and took out some mint "Here take these. Your breath stinks of vomit"

Sehun gladly accepted them and thanked Baekhyun. He headed out of the bathroom and Baekhyun and Chanyeol exchanged knowing looks.

"Luhan's pregnant"

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