lazy rants

MAN

YALL i dropped my phone ok but i was in my house and it didn't crack or anything and i looked fine so i just picked it up and walked away

but like i was going in my bathroom to take selfies, i sit on the toilet (sELFIE LIGHTING IS BEST THERE) and i look on the back of my phone u know

i see all this gunk on it and i'm like "ok thats gross lets wipe this shit off

I GET A TOWEL AND WET IT JUST A LITTLE TO GET THE ASSUMED DRIED STUFF OFF

AND ITS SCUFFS

AND A GASH HOLE FUCKING THING

I COULDNT GET A DECENT PICTURE AND IF I DID U GUYS WOULD BE LIKE OMG THTS SO SMALL BUT SERIOUSLY

MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME LOL

YALL DONR EVEN KNOW WHAT A PRIVILEGE IT IS TO HAVE A NICE ASS PHONE LIKE THIS

OK SO NOW ITS UGLY BUT YOU KNOW I DON't knowW WHAT TO DO OR ANYTHING

BUT THANKS THATS IT NOW IM GONNA SLEEP,,,

NITE