420 Blaze It

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it started off as a typical day, leafy and pyro were casually sitting around roasting people and blazing it up until water started pouring out of pyro's vagiba. "leafyiscybercunt, my water broke!"

leafy shot up and darted towards the fox from fnaf who sat across from him with the marijuananananana dangling out of his mouth. leafy picked up the mangy lookin ass animatronic and carried him towards the white van that was spray painted with: "fuck the police".

"baby beluga, hurry up!" pedro howled like the little slut he is. leafy rolled his eyes as the engine roared.

"okay honestly, shut the fuck, i am trying you fucking crab apple." leafyiscybercunt hissed.

"i'm going to give birth in this fucking van if you don't step on the pedal!" pyro yelled.

leaves only went ten miles per hour lol.

pedro ended up giving birth to ltcorbis—the meme god—in the van.

they all snorkelled weed after that, even baby corbis.

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