[Me and My Friend Owen Do This]
Owen: Hey Aspirin!
Aspen (me): Hello Viagra.
Owen: Laxative.
Me: Pepto bismol.
Owen: Huh?
Me: Pepto bismol. You're gross and no one likes you. *smile*
Tbh, just call someone pepto bismol and they will be so confused then you can explain it like I did.
