~20~

109 8 0
                                        

At A Restaurant

Waiter: Would you like a table?

You: No... Not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.

 Carpet for five please

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
How To Be Comeback QueenWhere stories live. Discover now