Me: Okay everybody! Listen up, I have awesome awesome VERY EXCITING NEWS!
Darth Vader: What now?
Thorin: Oh no, she's excited!
Aragorn: Well, she always is.
Shawn Spencer: I sense that this news has to do with-
Me: No! I want to tell them!
Shawn Spencer: ...*whispers* Narnia
Me: ANYWAYS... I have exciting news concerning Narnia!
Legolas: What about Narnia?
Me: NARNIA IS NOW A NEW PART OF MY IMAGINARY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEK!!!! So, anyways, yeah.
Thorin: What's so great about Narnia.
Me: (-_-) IT'S ONLY THE MOST AMAZING PLACE EVER! Well, besides Middle-Earth. BUT YEAH!
Legolas *to Thorin* You've never been outside of Middle-Earth, have you?
Simon *suddenly appears* (Simon is my imaginary brother, by the way) Wait a minute, Middle-Earth isn't an entire planet?
Me: (-_-) *facepalms) OF COURSE NOT! It's a part of the planet! And in this imaginary world of mine, Narnia and Middle-Earth are on the same planet.
Darth Vader: I'm sure no one cares. *disappears*
Me: *rolls eyes* Grouch.
Eruwaedhiel: *appears* Leggy!
Thorin: *smirks* Leggy?
Legolas: (-_-) Shut up.
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RandomMe: Suilad mellyn, and welcome to my random book! Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't care. Me: *shrugs* I suppose some don't, but others might! Darth Vader: Why am I here? Me: Because I want you here! I: Act...
