♡ Eddsworld Tom X Reader ♡

5 • I Was Never Planning To •

<Warning> Drunken Characters Ahead
A slight smirk is plastered upon Toms face. His "eyes" were slightly narrowed, a huge grin growing upon his face, as if a horrible thought was crawling through his brain. Edd groans, and leans over to place his Coke can across the table. Matt just sits there, his face was covered with curiosity, he obviously had no clue what he had gotten himself into. You take your cup, the alcohol still bubbling, in sync with your heartbeat. You scan their faces, and all you see is confusion, or eagerness in their eyes. "Now, this is a easy game, with simple rules. But it is very hard to keep down your lunch."
You say, with a slight increase of intensity in your tone. You hovered in your spot, as if you were going to tell a camp fire story, keeping eye contact for a moment with the boys. You gesture for them to come closer, they shuffle over, your shoulders almost making contact, you looked at them, and saw Matts drink, planted in the centre. You nudge the cup into Matt's hands, he reluctantly grabs the cup, almost snatching it from your grip. He slightly snarls, then returns to a happy state, a forced smile crawls onto his square chin. " On your go, you say Never have I ever... Committed or been involved in assault, For example. If you have in fact done this, you take a sip of your drink. If you haven't, don't let a single drop slip into your mouth, whoever drinks their whole cup, wins, got it?" You say. They all nod, Tom obviously smiling , not only the fact he probably has done, way too many illegal or stupid things in his such small period of life. But the fact, he was going to be rewarded for doing them, as if this was a rewards ceremony dedicated to him. Edd slightly shakes, the thought of letting the unholy beverage, intentionally enter his pure, cola fuelled body ran shivers down his back, as if the wind was slowly tracing a finger down his spine. You pull your shirt, adjusting it into a more comfortable manner, while your eyes were fixated on toms piercings. The black skull stud, embedded into his round , tanned ear. You were an absolute piercings lover. The look, the whole edgy look, somehow aroused you. The lights slightly flicker, a loud crash of lightning and thunder covers the night sky, the blackness being torn apart by the short rips of thunder. "I'll go first!" Squeaks Edd, he was not necessarily a Smirnoff fan, but damn he wanted to win. He brushed his hair aside, and tapped his chin with his index finger, a look of deep thought covering his face like a mask. He then looks at us all, a slow start to the game...... "Never have I ever..." Continues Edd, still thoughtfully tapping several areas of his chin. He then swivels around, as if the answer was just behind him. " Never have I ever, been touched inappropriately." Said Edd calmly, he takes a sip, a long sip, taking small breaths between each gulp. He smirks when Tom takes a sip, and I take a small sip, not wanting to get tipsy real early. You all slightly giggle, Matt was slightly confused, and raises a finger, and shakes it violently. " Never have I ever, checked out another persons ass." We all turn our heads, " I like this new Matt." Said Tom with a slight snigger, he takes a sip, while glancing your way, a slight tinge of red emerging from his skin. You do the same, so does Edd, so does Matt. "Perv Buddies!" You squeal. They all chuckle, and lean their heads back, letting a full on laughter leave their lips. Edd slightly rocked side to side, already slightly drunk. "My go!" You say smiling. You look at Edd and Tom, not aware of what you were going to say. " Never have I ever, caught someone checking someone out." You take a sip, so does Tom. A splutter leaves Edds mouth, along with a nervous squeak. " Your turn Tom." We all say. " Never have I ever,  wanted to have sex with a inanimate object, when you were drunk or even sober." He takes a swig, his eyes narrowed again, his breath strongly smelt of alcohol. Matt takes a sip, which caused us to turn to him again. " Let's just say, I broke a mirror." Says Matt openly. Then that sets us off. Full on hysteria. The laughter filling the air, maybe so much, it replaced oxygen.

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It was almost the 8th round.
Toms cup was down to a few mouth fulls, he almost took a sip on every single one that was thrown his way. You were not far behind, Edd and Matt neck and neck.... For last. You shift your position, cupping your legs in your arms, sitting in the fatal position, slightly rocking your body to some how relieve the bitter spirits from your body. Matt and Edd were not in a good condition. Matt was silently moaning several celebrity names, he was aroused by every single sound that came out of everyone's mouth. Edd was attempting to make out with his cup, while he was gently tickling his crotch. The stupidity surprised you, and made you want to laugh your head off. " Nevvvverrr...... *hic* I evararrrr.." Slurs Edd, with his tongue making contact with his cup. "Waaanteddddd a litttlereeer tinnnnay pe**s inn a dishwasharr." He tips the cup over his head, then he suddenly violently sobs, screaming about his cup. Matt moans loudly , screaming Emma Watsons name. He violently shakes. " I'm vibr * moan* vibrating baby! AWWW yeahhhh!" Matt screams, holding his crotch. You slightly giggle, and slur, suddenly breaking out into laughter, hiccuping between hysteria. " Never have I everrrr ...... *hic* reaaally fancied a CerTain BOy with no eyes." You wink towards Tom, who was still completely sober, his drinking problem somehow paying off. His cheeks glow bright red, a surprised look on his face, his black holes, widening. Matt then suddenly vomits, the smell climbing towards everyone's nose. You take a long sip, and collapse on the couch behind you, blacking out, only hearing a familiar voice calling your name. Spilling the Smirnoff and Vodka over almost every inch of the carpet.

•Toms P.O.V•
"Fuck!" I scream, Y/N suddenly collapsing backwards, hitting her head on the couch. " Y/N! Y/N! Oh Shit Matt! Edd!" I stand, spilling Matt's unconventionally placed cup, filled with a mixture of vomit and vodka. Everyone had collapsed, Matt's head sitting in a pool of vomit. Edd was facing down, his face buried in Matt's vodka covered chest. My shoes were covered in a alcohol smelling sludge, the smell of vomit overwhelming my body. "Oh god!" I gag. I lift Y/N swinging her over my shoulder, a slight dribble of vomit trickling from her mouth. I pounded up the stairs, my shoes almost slipping from the disgusting liquid. I open the door, the bathroom was covered in perfectly white tiles, a strange pattern etched above the loo. I place her in the bathtub, and turn on the water. It was slightly warm, I close my eyes. "Oh god, Oh god this is so wrong!" I blush uncontrollably, a slight boner perking up from my pants. My eyes were sealed tight, as I took off her clothes, The warm water touching my fingers. I turn, my eyes still closed tightly and open my eyes, the vomit covered clothes in between my hands. I chuck it in the sink, not wanting to hold the disgusting tank top anymore. The vomit was seeping into the creases of my hands. I frantically wash my hands, pounding the soapy suds in my palms, washing every single thing off. Then I once again, close my eyes, blindly walking to the bathtub. The tiles were so slippery, the whiteness covered in almost every bodily fluid. I then slip, falling into the slightly filled tub. I felt her arms almost touching my crotch. My face was almost bright red, I could see everything for almost a glance. I scramble out of the bathtub, clutching the sides. I hop out and reach for the taps. I turn the taps, the water switching off. I open my eyes, facing the door, grabbing the robe perched upon the towel rack. I swiftly pick her up, sitting her on the toilet, wrapping the robe around her, her hair a matted mess. I pick her up again, rushing to my room, almost kicking the door down. I place her carefully upon my bed, tucking her into the sheets. I stare at her face for a moment, a wave of guilt washing over my face. I look down. " Oh god it's still there!" The boner was at its biggest, a small mountain in fact. I walk down the stairs, my muscles tightening. Matt was still bubbling in the vomit, Edds face now dug into Matt's bum. I peel them off each other, and drag them by the hood, leading them to the kitchen. "Oh god, this is crazy." I mumble.

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