Exo-K:Baekhyun

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Baekhyun: Everybody welcome, me, the eyeliner King, proud mother of Taehyung of BTS, and Kkaebssong creator.

Exo: Yay.......? *clap hands*

Baekhyun: Louder!~

Exo: YAY.......!-?

Baekhyun: That's right!~ Oh yeah Kkaebssong!

Taehyung (a.k.a. V of BTS): GO UMMA! GO UMMA!~ GO UMMA!~

Baekhyun: I'm very happy to announce the opening of my new YouTube channel, "Eyelinershade#4;Kkaebssong"

Chen: How did you even come up with that name?

Baekhyun: Hush. Do not question the master.

Chen: Okayyy.....

Lay: What is this even about?

Baekhyun: Eyeliner tutorials, criticizing eyeliners, and making new catch phrases.

Chanyeol: Then why are we here!?

Lay: Good question. I never know the answer to that one.

Baekhyun: Shut up Chanyeol. Nobody likes you.

Suho: We don't need that language!

Baekhyun: Eghgghhh. It's Mother's Day! We talk they accept. *glare*

Chen: I want to go film my video!~

Taehyung: This is so much more entertaining than your pranks Hyung.....

Baekhyun: First, we apply all the shadows and primers we need to our eyes. Then use a liquid eyeliner to make a wing.

Sehun: Pft..... Luhan Hyung.... Do you not get the concept of "eye"liner? Why are you drawing a mustache?

Taehyung: AHHHHHAAA! IT STINGS! IT BURNS!!

Baekhyun: Taehyung, that's marker. Go to Appa and ask him to wash it off for you.

Taehyung: But he's in Japan?

Baekhyun: Suho? Be a nice aunt and lend him your jet?

Suho: Ya. I'm an uncle!

Xiumin: Isn't it aunt because your a mom?

D.O.: o_o Omygosh. Suho's a grandma.

Suho: Ya! Are you calling me old?

D.O.: I'm just saying your Baekhyun's Mom and Baekhyun's son is Taehyung. You're a grandma.

Kai: 24 and a grandma~~~ And married.

Suho: Soon I'll be 24 and single if freaking Grease over here keeps on stealing my first aid kit and is messing up ma eyeliner.

Kris (Grease....?): I'm a grandpa. You expected me to ace this eye pokey thingy blob?

Taehyung:Eyeliner.

Kris: Whatever. But seriously. This eyeliner brand is NOT MY STYLE!

D.O.: Is anybody hungry? I'm going to go make kimchi fried rice.

Suho: Please don't. You know what happened like a week ago.

D.O.: Don't worry, if Baekhyun isn't there I'm good.

Kai: I'm hungry. I'll go help.

D.O.: •_•.......... 😏

Baekhyun: Anddddd done! Bam. Eyeliner on fleek!~

*Ring Ring*

Baekhyun: Hello?

Taehyung: Umma, I'm in Japan but I'm lost.

Chen: I'll go find him. I bought a jet yesterday.

Sehun: But you don't have money.

Xiumin: Very true.

Chen: I used Suho's card. It's okay guys.

Tao: Guyz! It's raining in our bathroom!

Suho: Tao, that's the shower.

Tao: Guyz! There's a helicopter in our kitchen!

Sehun: that's the ceiling fan.

Tao: GUYZ THERE'S A ROBBER IN THE KITCHEN!

Xiumin: Tao, that's D.O.

*CLASH*

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Suho: D.O! WHY IS THE FIRE ALARM GOING OFF?!

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 03, 2016 ⏰

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