Phan Oneshots

Hole In The Wall

also known as: some tooth-rotting, badly written fluff that is much shorter than my normal oneshots.

if you see any dumb mistakes please point them out to me!

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Dan was pissed. It had been the worst. Day. Ever.

First of all, his boss had given him an extra pile of paperwork -because he got caught sleeping while on duty. It wasn't his choice to stay up all night watching Free!
...
Okay, maybe it was.

After being shouted at by his boss (and staying there late to make up the lost work from his nap) there was a fast approaching thunderstorm. Dan decided to call a cab, as it was too late to catch a bus that went anywhere near his apartment block.
He soon found out his phone was dead from playing Candy Crush for hours on the bus to work.

Drenched, tired, cold, and really, really angry, he opened the door to his apartment.

He expected to put his feet up after a hot shower and go on Tumblr, but that wasn't what happened. Being a clumsy idiot, he stubbed his toe on the front door while stomping in.

"Ah, shoot!" He yelled, muttering obscenities as he rubbed the injured area. However, he quickly muffled himself after realising what time it was.
The elderly couple across the hall weren't exactly 'best friends' with him, and the last thing he needed was a lecture from the lady about having 'consideration for others'.

That wasn't the end of his accidents, either. Dan slipped and nearly knocked himself out in the shower, couldn't find a towel, resulting in him having to walk thorough his flat stark naked trying to find one, and (after he got dressed) the cherry on the freaking cake was when there were no. more. Malteasers.

Dan was so annoyed, he did the only thing his rage-filled brain could muster up... And punched the nearest wall.

That terrible, freezing day, Dan learnt two important things.

The first was that the walls in his home were wafer thin, and somebody with reasonable strength could quite easily punch a rather sizeable hole in one.

The second thing was that his neighbour Phil had a great body.

Phil turned and screamed. Dan, for some unknown reason, thought that his scream was 'cute'.
Must have been shock, or something.

Wait, shut up. You're looking like a complete pervert!
Dan yelled at himself.

Looking sheepishly through the brand new hole in Phil's baby blue bedroom wall was a brown haired, chocolate loving neighbour he just happened to have a secret crush on - and his name was Dan Howell.

It took a few seconds for either one of the pair to realise what had happened. I mean, Dan was looking at a guy he barely knew- ah crap he's naked isn't he?

"...Hi." Dan said.

"What are you doing, you mole?!" Phil cried out, half in surprise and half in mortification at the strange turn of events. He would have waved his arms about dramatically, to empathise his point further, but they were too busy covering his (rather decent) downstairs area.

Phil was simply looking for a towel after taking a shower, and there was a sudden CRASH! along with a loud cry, so he went to check it out (and make sure the hot guy next door was okay). And there he was... Fully naked for the world to see, with his really attractive neighbour waving awkwardly at him, staring holes into the lion plushie on the weaved bed. Dan must have put a new window in Phil's room, which made everything a lot worse, since Dan was in his own room.

What were they gonna do? Gossip about Matt Bellamy and eat some popcorn over Pretty Little Liars like some sort of sleepover?

Why me?
They thought in unison.

"Do you need a towel? Asked Dan, handing one to Phil through the large hole in the wall.

"Thanks."

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Four years after the 'wall incident', Dan and Phil were great friends. And by friends, I mean boyfriends. They just hadn't started dating yet, which infuriated everyone since it was pretty obvious they liked each other.

It turned out both of them had YouTube channels that were gaining popularity, and helping each other edit and film was a regular occurrence.

What annoyed Dan and Phil's friends (and some family) the most was that they thought the other liked girls.
I mean, most of their fandom were girls, but that doesn't mean you like them!

Jealously was another factor. A third of the Phandom wanted to marry Phil, another third wanted to marry Dan, and the last third wanted them to marry each other!

It wasn't the life either one of the boys had envisioned for themselves, but even though they were clumsy idiots, and neither could see that they liked each other (honestly, Dan didn't even need glasses) but they were perfectly happy.

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I'm sorry! I know this is pretty bad, but I just kinda vomited this, I guess. Forgive me.
Anyway, song of the chapter is....

*cue drumroll*

Core Pride from Ao no Exorcist/Blue Exorcist, performed by UVERworld Letra
If you'd like to listen, it's above in the media section. Bye!
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