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It's Just A Dove

Edit 6/7/15: This chapter was edited on June 7.

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Nico di Angelo has updated his status:

That awkward moment when you see an attractive girl from behind but she turns around and it turns out to be a dude with really long hair.

Comments:

Piper McLean: Dude, you have a girlfriend...

Luna: *cries in corner*

Nico di Angelo: I didn't mean it like that! I meant that the guy was attractive from behind but I saw that he was a guy and I'm not gay sooo.. yeah. And even if he was a girl I would still date you because you're more attractive than Aphrodite!

Aphrodite: What did you just say?

Luna: Thanks for the compliment Nico but I think you better run now 'cause Aphrodite seems mad.

Nico di Angelo and Aphrodite have logged off.

Haylie Rose has updated her status:

Guys, I just visited Nico in the infirmary. He told me to tell you guys that he was attacked by a large flock of doves.

Comments:

Leo Valdez: What a baby. He got sent to the infirmary by some doves?

Annabeth Chase: Leo, you might want to watch what you're saying. Aphrodite might go after you, too! And also, the dove is Aphrodite's sacred animal.

Leo Valdez: I'm 95.78% sure I can handle a few birds.

Leo Valdez has updated his status:

Is someone throwing pebbles or something at the door to bunker 9? 'Cause I keep hearing this pecking sound or something.

Comments:

Travis Stoll: If you're thinking it's us, then you're wrong. We're planning to rob- err buy some stuff for pranks.

Leo Valdez: Oh, okay.

Leo Valdez: HELP!!!! I JUST OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND NOW I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF BIRDS!!!!

Annabeth Chase: And your first reaction is to run over to the computer and tell us instead of fighting them off?

Leo Valdez: YES!!

Leo Valdez has logged off.

Aphrodite: Revenge is sweet! >:)

Nemesis: Hey, that's my job!

Aphrodite has logged off.

BananaJump has updated her status:

The dedication for this chapter goes to taygger.

Dedication goes to a commenter! :)