Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #2

Jay Raps To His Girl (Part 1)

Lloyd POV (duh in so stupid. This is Lloyds blog!)

Nya was sick.

Obviously.

That's why Cole was waving a spoon around, swooping down and around. "Here comes the medicine!" He swooped toward her mouth. Zane supplied some more hope of his unlimited, yet sometimes stupid, knowledge.

"And the spoon!"

Mhmm. No duh.

Jay grasped his girlfriends hand and squeezed it tightly, much to Kai's distaste. Kai clenched his fists. "Nya, how are you feeling?"

Nya groaned. "Like I was thrown off a cliff, driven over by a bus, poked with needles, and then ate Coles cooking!"

"Coles cooking!" Kai gasped. "That bad really?"

Oh ya. "At least you didn't get sucked into a tsunami," I proclaimed, trying to think of the positives in this really negative situation.

Jay looked surprised and obviously misunderstood the tsunami statement. "What tsunami?"

Nya pushed the spoon of medicine away, making Cole frown and huff at the sick girl. He folded his arms as Zane spoke. "Nya, you need your medicine!"

Kai rolled his eyes toward the baffled Jay, who now started running around the room, screaming that a 'tsunami is coming'. "I think Jay needs it more." I agree with hothead. I mean, we aren't anywhere near water! We are currently flying over Ninjago's never ending ocean, that's all.

Cole finally tossed the spoon across the room, since Nya wasn't taking it. 'This is all Jays fault!" He motioned toward the currently running Jay.

"Ya!" I agreed. "Jay is the one who made her sick in the first place!"

Nya coughed and we watched in silence, with only Jay screaming around in the background.

"It's all Jay's fault!" Cole accused again.

Jay didn't seem to hear Cole's accusation, since you know, Cole 'accused.' Get it?

Heh heh. All me right there.

Anyway, Jay managed to hear Nya's cough. "Nya?" He gasped in horror. "Nya's coughing!"

Zane placed his robotic hand upon Jay's shoulder and once again gave his unlimited, yet stupid knowledge . "It is normal to cough when you are sick."

Thanks for that great fact, Zane. Kai rolled his eyes and I copied.

Nya, as if proving a point, coughed once more.

Kai seemed to remember the fact that Jay was the one who made Nya sick. "Ya, it is normal to cough when you need to breathe..." He narrowed his eyes toward the Lightning Ninja. "Like Jay will need in a few seconds. "

I cheered. "Here comes the strangle hold!"

Jay narrowed his eyes, obviously not approving of my comment, nor Kai's threatening words. "Ooh, Lloyd!" He started walking madly toward me.

Now, since I am the Green Ninja, I know how to deal with these things in very manly and mature way. It's like the normal thing to do when a mad lightning ninja comes barreling toward you at a fast walk, ready to punch your face out, for supporting your best friend, who's a fire ninja. You scream. Loudly.

As I was screaming my brains out, freaking out because a stupid blue ninja was coming toward me, Zane walked closer to Nya.

"Nya? Are they being to loud?"

I shrieked louder as Jay was only a foot away, and jumped behind Kai. Nya coughed. "I just wanna sleep!"

Jay looked at her with pity as Kai spoke the stupidest thing that he ever could suggest in his life. "Maybe we should sing a lullaby?"

"But Jay sings so badly!" I disapproved, my shoulders sagging. Jay looked insulted, but didn't say anything.

Cole started. "Go to sleep, go to sleep! Go to sleep Miss Samurai. No ones here but us, good guys!"

Okay, first off, Coles really good singer, even though I would never tell him. But his improve? Nah. Not him. Nya isn't even a samurai anymore!

Jay then starts rapping, while winking toward Nya. And let me tell you, Jay is as good as rapping, as he is at saying sweet things toward Nya.

Not very good.

Okay fine, Jay was actually pretty good and I was jealous. At least I am manly enough to admit it!

"Ya right, goodnight Nya!"

Like how cool was that rap? Man, that was awesome! I've always loved a good rap. I just wish it was Kai who did it and not Jay.

Kai's cooler. Even though he's the ninja of fire.

Nya looked puzzled at the two singing to her, starting to scream their songs since they each thought Nya enjoyed their singing more than the other. Such dummies. I'm never that weird, unmature, and dumb.

Immature. I knew it was immature.

"But it's only 10am!"

"But you're sick, so time to sleep!" Kai came back, sending the comment toward his sister, with an awesome raspy voice.

Oh ya. Raspy. Man, raspy voices are awesome. I love it when people have that for an actual voice. Like their true voice.

Raspy. Baby. Oh ya.

Anyway, Lloyd, that's me by the way, decided to put Jay in the spot light again. Not the famous stage kind, but the police kind.

The police with the raspy voices and handcuffs, who rap. Oh ya baby.

"It's all Jays fault!" I howled with 'sadness,' that 'miss samurai' was sick. "He made you eat the candy!" I looked at her mournfully, remembering the loss of my candy.

Cole piped up. "I will eat it for you, Lloyd!"

Okay, no. Nya already ate it and it was mine and looked what happened. I would rather have Jay eat my candy then Cole. Cole would probably fart afterwards, and I would rather not smell his farts all night.

Jay started going insane. Wait, what did I mean by starting?

He IS insane.

"Okay, so first it was a tsunami, and now it is candy?!"

I give up.

GREEN NINJA O-U-T

Alloydgat0rs here. Hope u enjoyed the update!

Here's my busy schedule this week.

Monday- job shadowing at a school.
Tuesday- field trip to somewhere that starts at 4am-8:30pm (I'm sleeping over at my cousins the night before)
Wednesday- normal day of school and catching up on my homework.
Thursday- block x day and open house.
Friday- bike a thon, but no school for me. :)

YAY!
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