Don't be vegetarian

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Well, yeah you can be vegetarian but don't do this shit...

me: *makes a man a subway, a ham subway*

me: *asking his wife* what would you like on your's 

woman: UM CAN YOU PLEASE CHANGE YOUR GLOVES BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED THE HAM AND I AM A VEGETARIAN.

me: *changes gloves*

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I'm not putting the ham on the bread bitch, calm down!

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