HELL.
WHAT
DID THIS WORLD BECOME ON CRACK?
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RELAX YOH BIG ASSES AND PLACE DEM IN YO MAMA'S LAP AND READ THIS WONDERFUL RAINBOW UNICORN POOP, OR BARF
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So, this is story where my life almost went on crack
My dad is actually isn't humorous, he's sorta like Norway and England together...
Yep.
Except he cooks better..:
ANYWAYS!
So we were getting out of the car to go inside our house and then he started to sing.
I was disgusted.
He sang,
My big ass daddah:DONTCHA WISH YOUR MUSTACHE WAS A DOUCHE LIKE MEH!
Me: *drops groceries* HOLY.CRAPERIA.
*walks to my father and grabs shoulders*
WHAT THE HELL, BRUH! *shakes his shoulders*
IS THIS WORLD ON CRACK? WHAT CAN GT BETTR THAN THIS!
Dad: *laughs*
Me: =_= STAWP....
Dad: *laughs more and walks away*
Me: WTH!!!
*later*
We went inside out home and then my mom called from her work. I amswered,this is was she said
Mommah: KKOOOLLLEENNNEEE!!!! TELL YOUR FATHER I FOUND A NEW BOYFRIEND HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAA
Me: *facepalms* MOM.
STOO JOKING ABOUT THAT CRAP! IM SERIOUS! IM GROWING OUT OF THOSE JOKES!
(A/n in case your wondering, my mom is an obnoxious type, she jokes a lot)
Mom: okay,
So KOLENE,
Is Celine's boyfriend okay?
Me: *drops the phone and clenches fists with eyes and mouth widened* OH HELL NAW!
I start freaking out and I went to my sisters room.
me: CELINE!!!
*knocks rapidly*
OPEN.THE.DAYUM.DOOR
Celine: WHAT THE HECK!
I open the door causally.
Celine: AHHH! *throws pillows and whatever the fuck she threw at meh*
Me: HEY! ah! *spits out paper bullets* WHAT THE HELL! YOU NEVER *spits out rubber bands* *ignors the paper bullets, pillows, etc thrown to me*
TOLD ME THAT U HAD A BOYFRIENR!
Celine: *stops and facepalms and walks up to me and slaps me in the face*
I.DONT.HAVE.A.BOYFRIEND!!!!
DID MOM TELL YOU THA-
you know what? Kill dis biz I'm out...
*goes past me to the kitchen to get snacks*
Me: MOMOMOMOMOM!!! KUSO!!
Thad the story of how my day got in crack! ^_^
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