Aries: Swimming way too far out to sea and having Virgo shout after them
Taurus: Barbecuing a 4 course meal for literally everyone there
Gemini: Pulling cocktails out of nowhere and letting the children have a sip
Cancer: Making sure everyone has their sun cream on and organizing an activity plan for the day
Leo: Scoping out the baes while bronzing like fuck
Virgo: Alerting the lifeguard because Aries is gonna get eaten by a shark, also playing beach games with the others
Libra: Is one of the baes being scoped out by Leo
Scorpio: Starts the drinking games at 11 am
Sagittarius: Making big ass sandcastles
Capricorn: Reading a book with their iced tea and taking tumblr-esque pictures
Aquarius: Disappears for an hour and comes back with a jet ski
Pisces: Drinks 5 cocktails in the space of 4 minutes and falls asleep on a lilo in the sea
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
