My Life and relatable people turned into art is one of the most self centered funny books I've ever written. Please like!!!
Note: Some mild language and sexual themes
I was at Katy Mills today. I got a Green Tea Latte Grande. A staff member bumped into me arm. And it fell. And me money was on the floor. I ordered another one to replace it for free. They said no. Violate their policy. So I left.
Then I took my Ouijaboard
Cast some spells
Use a cauldron
Brewed an anti bitch potion
And used it on those STD motherf*ckers
And that's why I go to Tevana
Temporarily
Starbucks sucks ass
Like Paris Hilton
And socks with c Sandals
Wtf
Where's me coffee
BITCHES.
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