I got all dressed up for my lovely phone. Do you like it? He's been avoiding me for a while so I thought maybe this suit would make him love me again!
Mike is still a dick and I still feel bad for Jeremy because he lives with a dick. I honestly don't know what he sees in Mike. I never thought such a shy anime nerd would hang around a big buff douche.
But I guess I'm just not him so I don't understand him. Oh sorry you're all dusty and stuff diary. I don't really use you much.