Sans: hey papyrus, what happened to the heart that committed a crime?
PAPYRUS: *sigh* WHAT SANS?
Sans: it was put under cardiac arrest
PAPYRUS: SANS THAT'S FU- . . .
PAPYRUS: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY . . . THAT HEADT WASN'T A PACE MAKER!
Sans: !!!
The crowd: ooooooooooooooooo!!!
PAPYRUS: GET DUNKED ON!
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Punny Joke Book
HumorHere have a skele-ton Of Punny puns and bad jokes As well as some undertale ones And occasionally some made by me
