Stacey: um Zetto wants to talk to you for some reason
Maya: o-o-okay (scared) (worry)
Zetto: now…..WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM CANT YOU HANDLE A LITTLE ROMANCE I MEAN WHY DOES EVERYONE I MEET FIND IT CRAZY THAT ME AND RURI ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?
Maya: CALM THE FUCK DOWN ZETTO…YOU CRAZY BLUE-SPIKED MOTHER…..romance is fine IT THE CREEPY FANFICS THAT GET YOU..bleh
Zetto: wait theres.....fan....fiction.......................SHIT
Stacey: AW CRAP ON A CRAP PILE
Maya: sorry zet..shit just got real
Ruri: thats......just......scary
Stacey, Zetto: RURI!?!?!
Maya: your crazy-ass fans just love emphasising your relationship
Kirb: HOOOOLD UP…WHEN THE FUCK DID THESE GUYS SHOW UP?
Flamegirl: SOMETIME TODAY JACKASS
Kirb: COOL DOWN
Flamegirl: NO…YOU COOL DOWN YOU LITTLE PRICK
Ruri: KIRB!?!? FLAMEY?!?!
Stacey: what the hell
Zetto: please tell me Alphas not there
Nylocke: the squire is currently in a position in which you would not want to disrupt him…might i bear a message and-
Alpha: HI BIIITCH I AM IN THIS JOINT
Nylocke: SIR ALPHA! a fair evening to thou
Alpha: um….ye too?
Flamegirl: DID SOMEBODY SAY ALPHA?
Kirb: dude, she knows
Alpha: hide me
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FanfictionWARNING!!!! YOU MUST HAVE A RELATIVELY SICK MIND AND BE OF BELOW THE AVERAGE MATURITY LEVEL TO READ THIS OR GET ANY OF THE JOKES IN THIS. THERE IS A SHIT TON OF SWEARING IN THIS AND WE WOULD ADVISE ANDYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 DO NOT READ THIS. THAK...
