Chapter 2 - The Great Spirit Massacre

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 Maya: answer the fucking question… have you guys been to the beach before?

 Maya: guuuys

 Kirb: their not gonna answer…probably cuz their to busy F**king

  Gamecrazed: NOT APROPRITE FOR INTERNET. DO YOU REALISE CRASH COULD SEE THAT?

  GAMECRASER: see what?

 Gamecrazed: GET OUTTA THE CHATROOM NOW!

Gamecrasher: exited chat room at 12:10pm friday 2013

 Stacey: yes I have been to the beach many times

 Nylocke: art thou a maiden of fair skin or doth thou not tan quite so easily

 Stacey: no not really

 Nylocke: as a dragon…i don't think we can tan….alas…i am hence force NNNNNYYYYLOCKE DRAGON OF HEALTHY SCALES!

 Zetto: Nylocke, you make no sense

 Ruri: agreed

 flamegirl: i live in california soo i tan basically every freakin day

 Stacey: very unhealthy

 Maya: heey guys…do kirb a favour…don't read his earlier comment

 Zetto: Ruri, please

 Maya: especially you Zetto, he want's to live a long healthy life and THEN die

 Maya: screw it…do whatever you must

 Ruri: yep il get the fire ready

 Kirb: what…you know how much i hate campfires..

 …especially when they're in the middle of FUCKING NOWHERE

  Zetto: well remember when I would roast you like the marshmallow you are? Well I'm gonna make use of that statement

 Granda: I loooove campfires…they help me rid the earth of my dead opponents remains after i skin them alive

 Ruri: can I eat his intestines for breakfast?

 Zetto: sure I'm not stopping ya

 Maya Taylor: Granda: INTESTINES!? WHERE!? GIMMIE!!

 Ruri: well granda, catch kirb, and you can have some

 Flamegirl: actually, intestines contain way more carbs then you think…i wouldn't say that they are the healthiest thing on earth but well, what can you do

 Zetto: SHUT IT YOU DUMB LITTLE BRAT

 Maya Taylor: Nylocke: the squire is currently busy sh*tinng his pants and is currently unavailable…and oooohhhhhhh sweet saassssy molassy the young dinosaur girl….

Zetto: what's wrong with granda Nylocke?

 Granda: CAN I KILL THE DRAGONBOY WHILE I KIDNAPP THE MARSHMALLOW?

 Zetto: that explains it and sure you can

 Ruri: this should be interesting to watch

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 17, 2013 ⏰

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