Maya: answer the fucking question… have you guys been to the beach before?
Maya: guuuys
Kirb: their not gonna answer…probably cuz their to busy F**king
Gamecrazed: NOT APROPRITE FOR INTERNET. DO YOU REALISE CRASH COULD SEE THAT?
GAMECRASER: see what?
Gamecrazed: GET OUTTA THE CHATROOM NOW!
Gamecrasher: exited chat room at 12:10pm friday 2013
Stacey: yes I have been to the beach many times
Nylocke: art thou a maiden of fair skin or doth thou not tan quite so easily
Stacey: no not really
Nylocke: as a dragon…i don't think we can tan….alas…i am hence force NNNNNYYYYLOCKE DRAGON OF HEALTHY SCALES!
Zetto: Nylocke, you make no sense
Ruri: agreed
flamegirl: i live in california soo i tan basically every freakin day
Stacey: very unhealthy
Maya: heey guys…do kirb a favour…don't read his earlier comment
Zetto: Ruri, please
Maya: especially you Zetto, he want's to live a long healthy life and THEN die
Maya: screw it…do whatever you must
Ruri: yep il get the fire ready
Kirb: what…you know how much i hate campfires..
…especially when they're in the middle of FUCKING NOWHERE
Zetto: well remember when I would roast you like the marshmallow you are? Well I'm gonna make use of that statement
Granda: I loooove campfires…they help me rid the earth of my dead opponents remains after i skin them alive
Ruri: can I eat his intestines for breakfast?
Zetto: sure I'm not stopping ya
Maya Taylor: Granda: INTESTINES!? WHERE!? GIMMIE!!
Ruri: well granda, catch kirb, and you can have some
Flamegirl: actually, intestines contain way more carbs then you think…i wouldn't say that they are the healthiest thing on earth but well, what can you do
Zetto: SHUT IT YOU DUMB LITTLE BRAT
Maya Taylor: Nylocke: the squire is currently busy sh*tinng his pants and is currently unavailable…and oooohhhhhhh sweet saassssy molassy the young dinosaur girl….
Zetto: what's wrong with granda Nylocke?
Granda: CAN I KILL THE DRAGONBOY WHILE I KIDNAPP THE MARSHMALLOW?
Zetto: that explains it and sure you can
Ruri: this should be interesting to watch
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