-Dat Boi-
I followed her into the store on my unicycle. I mean..why not? I am Dat Boi and I wanted her to be my Dat Girl.
I saw her looking at movies and that's when I approached her.
"Uhm can I help you?" She said.
"Yes. What is your name? Mines Luke," I replied.
"Laba, why are you talking to me?" she asked.
"Because I love you!"
"I LOVE YOU TOO OMG!"
"WILL YOU MARRY ME?!"
"YES TAKE ME TO A CHURCH NOW!!"
And that's when the author realized she had wasted her life.
Honestly don't ask what this is because I have no idea. I'm not okay.
