Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

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To vote for your favorite caption for this picture, comment ONE number of the ONE you think is best. I will be tallying up points and placing the top three winners in the next chapter with shoutouts. Voting ends on Monday. Good luck!

1. "When he pulls out more milk than expected" @sarcasticstumpling
2. "When someone leaves the door open" @sarcasticstumpling
3. "When Victorious plays on the radio" @sarcasticstumpling
4. "When it's nine in the afternoon" @sarcasticstumpling

5. "When tentacle porn isn't allowed" @_Fluffy__Unicorn_

6. "When Time to Dance plays" @xRyro-Trashx
7. "When you're not allowed to use the milk" @xRyro-Trashx

8. "When you pass a test you didn't study for" @invisibledun
9. "When you find a rare pepe" @invisibledun
10. "When a band member follows you" @invisibledun
11. "When mom gives you concert tickets" @invisibledun

12. "When Dan calls Phil Philly/Phillip" @SakiSaturn

13. "When Ryan followed Brendon on Twitter again" @PATD_Trash

14. "When you're secretly an alien" @JessaTheUnkown
15. "When you realize the milk fic isn't actually called the milk fic" @JessaTheUnkown

16. "When mom comes home and you haven't even started your chores" @RandomWeirdoJazzy

17. "When you see how them high heels work" @stage4fearoftryingg

18. "When you see Ryan Ross" @The_BlackParade
19. "When you read the milk fic and it starts to come to life" @monsterunderyourbedx

20. "When he finally finds out what Beebo means" @SkylarWay

21. "When you realize finals are in a week and you haven't studied for shit" @the_writing_apple

22. "When Fall Out Boy may or may not be dropping an album this year" @5SecondsOfJune

23. "When you find out your ship is a thing" @TheFangirlAwakens

24. "When he takes in the whole carton" @Quellaxy

25. "Watching the Girls/Girls/Boys music video for the first time" @Markers_Plus_Pens

26. "When you see a hot person wearing band merch" @JoshlerIsReal_13

27. "When you realize Patrick isn't the only one with a soul voice" @urmum1122

28. "When the fanfic escalates too quickly" @profangirl13

29. "When you see that Dumb Ways to Die Fangirl Addition has been updated" @Kerith13

30. "When someone ruins a fanfiction with smut" @neverforgetthedreams

31. "When you thought you were gonna get some but she turns into a tentacle monster" @XMia_DX

32. "When Soul Punk comes on your shuffle" @AestheticTotoro

33. "When The Young Veins comes on" @katerz_taterz

34. "When your best friend hasn't read any good fanfictions" @rocky10563

35. "When fans ask him if Ryden is real and he tries to say no" @the-emo-called-zee

36. "When someone didn't stand up and sing hallelujah" @DreamsaboutLove

37. "When you listen to screamo for the first time" @hometowndun

38. "When the rooms have a hint of asbestos but more than a dash of formaldehyde" @BandomLyfee
39. "When you see dat boi rolling in with your I Write Sins Not Tragedies suit" @BandomLyfee
40. "When the pacer test starts" @BandomLyfee
41. "When someone finds out about all those fibs you tucked in that cookie jar back in 2008" @BandomLyfee

42. "When you realize you accidentally flipped off your parents in front of them" @sp4wn_0f_s4t4n
43. "When you find a new fandom" @sp4wn_0f_s4t4n
44. "When you see something and you really wanna touch it" @sp4wn_0f_s4t4n

45. "When you forget to study for a test" @ariqueen21
46. "When you realize you wrote sins not tragedies" @ariqueen21
47. "When you read the milk fic for the first time" @ariqueen21

48. "When you see a music video have hentai" @Poisonous_Laughter
49. "When Hot Topic is having a sale" @Poisonous_Laughter
50. "When you find out Miss Jackson is nasty" @Poisonous_Laughter
51. "When you watch Brendon fall down and turn into satan" @Poisonous_Laughter
52. "When you're given an offer to retell a band's history while drunk" @Poisonous_Laughter
53. "When your milk fic brings all the girls to the net" @Poisonous_Laughter

54. "When you see Ryan after 5 years" @AbbyPlaysGamez

55. "When you realize Sarah is just a coverup for Brallon" @simplyerin15

56. "When you have to choose between Brallon and Ryden" @Brauselachen

57. "When you find out the groom's bride is a whore" @ZombiTeddi

58. "When you ARE as think as you drunk you is" @PATDROSES48

59. "When you realize that you're the only member left" @i_need_so_much_help_

60. "Build tentacle porn, then we'll talk" @CandorChick

61. "When you realize two people are perfect for each other" @Jules992

62. "When you save rock and roll" @joshdunxtylerjoseph

63. "When you realize how big your forehead is" @the4thwall
64. "When you hear a really good roast" @the4thwall

65. "When Miss Jackson goes out the front door" @IAmNotBasic

66. "When you find out the lead singer of Fall Out Boy is a small fedora-wearing sweetheart" @therandommeloetta
67. "When you hear the brobecks for the first time" @therandommeloetta
68. "When you see Dallon's vines and are like 'He actually talks!'" @therandommeloetta

69. "When your parents scroll through your camera roll" @-grungeisntdead-

70. "When someone insults your otp" @GeeWentz

71. "When it's 9:01 in the afternoon" @RyanIsAFangirl

72. "When you hear I Write Sins Not Tragedies on the radio and you think it's a Fall Out Boy song" @hails444

73. "When Josh forgot to close the god damn door in Stressed Out" @EzralovesFOB

74. "When you see the bae" @Panda_Is_Manda

75. "When you realize nine in the afternoon is not a real time" @mychemicalbandoms
76. "When you hear the world 'milk'" @mychemicalbandoms

77. "When you realize Brendon is the only member of Panic! at the Disco" @BonKaiTVD

78. "When you finish the milk fic" @falloutboy777

79. "When your parents ask who you're texting" @BodhiNewbill

80. "When the hot chick at the bar is actually a shapeshifting octopus" @satans-spawn

81. "When you see Jacob Sartorious" @phandomsandsims

82. "When Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record" @_TheWattcraftian_
83. "When Panic! gets to be on the cover of Rolling Stones before FOB" @_TheWattcraftian_

84. "When you get to the good part of the fanfiction" @-creative--username-
85. "When MCR breaks up" @-creative--username-

(Sorry if yours didn't show up. There were quite a few repeats and things of that nature. They were all really good.)