You have 4 unread messages
Unknown number sent: goodmorning!
Unknown number sent: rise and shine stranger!
Unknown number sent: i still dont know your name actually hmm
Unknown number sent: i have another decision for you!!!!!~
Unknown number sent at 1:04 AM
goodmorning!
You read at 1:07 AMUnknown number sent at 1:06 AM
rise and shine stranger!
You read at 1:07 AMUnknown number sent at 1:06 AM
i have another decision for you!!!!!
You read at 1:07 AMUnknown number sent at 1:07 AM
cmon bud dont keep me waiting
You read at 1:07 AMUnknown number sent at 1:07 AM
there he is!
You read at 1:07 AMYou sent at 1:07 AM
How do you know I'm a he? Sexist
Read at 1:07 AMUnknown number sent at 1:07 AM
oh fuck youre not?
You read 1:08 AMUnknown number sent at 1:08 AM
um that changes things
You read at 1:08 AMYou sent at 1:08 AM
What are you talking about?
Read at 1:08 AMYou sent at 1:08 AM
And no, I am a he
Read at 1:08 AMUnknown number sent at 1:09 AM
IM SO CONFUSED WHAT
You read at 1:09 AMYou sent at 1:09 AM
I'm a guy, and I was just saying don't assume people's genders. Now get on with your stupid decision
Read at 1:09 AMUnknown number sent at 1:09 AM
oh ok then
You read at 1:09 AMUnknown number sent at 1:09 AM
pancakes or waffles?
You read at 1:09 AMYou sent at 1:10 AM
Are you kidding me?
Read at 1:10 AMUnknown number sent at 1:10 AM
no???
You read at 1:10 AMYou sent at 1:10 AM
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Unknown number sent at 1:11 AM
whattt????
You read at 1:11 AMUnknown number sent at 1:11 AM
nooooo!!! what did i do?!?!!
You read at 1:11 AMYou sent at 1:11 AM
Waste my fucking time with pointless questions
Read at 1:11 AMUnknown number sent at 1:11 AM
just pick one plss?? ppl in the line are staring at me
You read at 1:11 AMYou sent at 1:11 AM
Pancakes duh
Read at 1:12 AMUnknown number sent at 1:12 AM
it cant be a coincidence that we have the same test in everything
You read at 1:12 AMUnknown number sent at 1:12 AM
wait a sec im gettingg my food
You read at 1:12 AMYou sent at 1:12 AM
Don't hurry back. Please
Read at 1:12 AMUnknown number sent at 1:12 AM
;( </3
You read at 1:12 AM~
You sent at 1:13 AM
Brandon help me. He's bothering me again
Read at 1:14 AMBrandon sent at 1:14 AM
Who? The guy with the cats?
You read at 1:14 AMYou sent at 1:14 AM
Yes. He asked pancakes or waffles
Read at 1:14 AMBrandon sent at 1:14 AM
Waffles duh
You read at 1:14 AMYou sent at 1:14 AM
We're not arguing about this again
Read at 1:14 AMBrandon sent at 1:15 AM
Fair enough
You read at 1:15 AMBrandon sent at 1:15 AM
You can always block him yknow. Phones have that feature for cases like these
You read at 1:15 AMYou sent at 1:15 AM
Yeah but
Read at 1:15 AMBrandon sent at 1:16 AM
You won't have anyone else to talk to but me in the middle of the night?
You read at 1:16 AMYou sent at 1:16 AM
Yeah
Read at 1:16 AMBrandon sent at 1:16 AM
If I didn't have this job would we even be friends?
You read at 1:16 AMYou sent at 1:17 AM
Of course!
Read at 1:17 AMBrandon sent at 1:17 AM
YOU HESITATED!
You read at 1:17 AMBrandon sent at 1:17 AM
Whatever. Gotta go, customer came in
You read at 1:17 AMYou sent at 1:17 AM
Nooooo. Don't leave me alone with the cat guy
Read at 1:18 AMYou sent at 1:18 AM
I hate youYou sent at 1:18 AM
Brandon come backYou sent at 1:18 AM
Pleeeeeaaassee =(~
The cat guy sent at 1:21 AM
im baaaack!
You read at 1:21 AMYou sent at 1:21 AM
It took you 9 minutes to get food?
Read at 1:21 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:21 AM
you were counting?
You read at 1:21 AMYou sent at 1:22 AM
What else was I supposed to do?
Read at 1:22 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:22 AM
aw you didnt have to wait for me ;)
You read at 1:22 AMYou sent at 1:22 AM
Ew stop. I don't like imagining an 8 year old saying that
Read at 1:22 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:22 AM
IM NOT 8 YEARS OLD DAMMIT
You read at 1:22 AMYou sent at 1:23 AM
Said the 9 year old
Read at 1:23 AMYou sent at 1:23 AM
Hey look its 1:23
Read at 1:23 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:23 AM
im not 9 either and its not??? its 10:30 AM exactly
You read at 1:23 AMYou sent at 1:23 AM
Different timezones?
Read at 1:23 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:23 AM
guess so
You read at 1:23 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:24 AM
and for the record im 20
You read at 1:24 AMYou sent at 1:24 AM
Well, I can still say you're a kid then. I'm older than you!
Read at 1:24 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:24 AM
wait what by how much
You read at 1:24 AMYou sent at 1:24 AM
Why the fuck would I tell you
Read at 1:24 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:24 AM
plssss??? i told you mine
You read at 1:24 AMYou sent at 1:25 AM
Nah
Read at 1:25 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:25 AM
well at least tell me your name?
You read at 1:25 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:25 AM
plsssssss?????
You read at 1:25 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:25 AM
i wont stop texting you until you tell me
You read at 1:25 AMYou sent at 1:25 AM
Oh god no please. It's Vik
Read at 1:25 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:26 AM
vik what a beautiful name
You read at 1:26 AMYou sent at 1:26 AM
I struggled not to roll my eyes, and I happily failed
Read at 1:26 AMThe cat guy sent at 1:26 AM
my names lachlan!
You read at 1:26 AM
YOU ARE READING
Fuck off✯Vikklan AU
FanfictionIn which, Vik is a hardworking and depressed insomniac, and Lachlan is an immature stranger that wants to get in his pants.