Fuck off✯Vikklan AU

chapter three

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lachlan! sent: I GAVE HER A BOWTIE!!!! <1 image attached>

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lachlan! sent at 5:12 AM
I GAVE HER A BOWTIE!!!!

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Really?

You sent at 7:38 AM
Stop sending me pictures of your stupid cat. It's just a cat
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lachlan! sent at 7:38 AM
what took you so long? i waited 2 hours
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lachlan! sent at 7:38 AM
and yeah its just a cat but its pretty learn to appreciate small things
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I was sleeping
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lachlan! sent at 7:39 AM
oh ok then
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lachlan! sent at 7:39 AM
vikkkkkkkkkkkk
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Yes?
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lachlan! sent at 7:39 AM
i wanna know more about you
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Why? You could be a murderer or something
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lachlan! sent at 7:40 AM
i promise im not
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lachlan! sent at 7:40 AM
and even if i was i couldnt think about someone as spectacular as you
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Oh fuck off. You're gonna make me spit my cereal
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You hardly know me and vise versa
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lachlan! sent at 7:40 AM
which is why i wanna get to know you
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Hold on, give me a moment
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lachlan! sent at 7:41 AM
not going anywhere
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Brandon! I wish you'd sleep less

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You'd be able to help me

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Should I trust the cat guy? (His name's Lachlan)

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I mean he could be a psychopath

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Ah fuck it

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You sent at 7:45 AM
Alright how are we going to do this?
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lachlan! sent at 7:45 AM
we could take turns asking questions
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lachlan! sent at 7:45 AM
or play a game like truth or dare or something

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Truth or dare? Really? Are you really 20?
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lachlan! sent at 7:46 AM
we could write a book about ourselves
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lachlan! sent at 7:46 AM
I AM!!!
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Okay, okay. Let's just ask questions because the rest are stupid
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lachlan! sent at 7:46 AM
okay but you have to be completely honest and no backing out
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Can I go first?
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lachlan! sent at 7:47 AM
of course!
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Okay, Lachlan
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lachlan! sent at 7:47 AM
thats the first time youve said my name ;)
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So?
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lachlan! sent at 7:48 AM
just a memorable moment continue
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Are you a serial killer, psychopath, criminal, etc?
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lachlan! sent at 7:48 AM
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Completely honest?
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lachlan! sent at 7:49 AM
well i am a cereal killer
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Okay then. Killers don't have that bad of puns. Your turn
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lachlan! sent at 7:49 AM
XD okay
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lachlan! sent at 7:49 AM
hmmmmm
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HURRY UP
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lachlan! sent at 7:50 AM
okay okay!
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lachlan! sent at 7:50 AM
are you single?
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Really?
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lachlan! sent at 7:50 AM
no backing out just answer the question
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Alright fine
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I am
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AND NO THAT ISN'T AN OPEN INVITATION TO CONSTANTLY FLIRT WITH ME
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lachlan! sent at 7:51 AM
we'll see ;)
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You're not even denying it. Wow
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lachlan! sent at 7:51 AM
your turn
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I can't. I have to to go. Bye
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lachlan! sent at 7:51 AM
aw okay vikky bye ;)

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Never call me that again and stop with the winky faces

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looking at that picture made me cry its so fucking cute what the fuck