App...lications?

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Mathew, LordGrantham, Cora, No. 1, LadyEdith, Sybil, Chauffeur, Mr. Carson, Mrs. Hughes, O'Brien, Jimbo, Alfie, Mr. Suave, Anna, Mr. Cane, TheCook, and Daisy have been added to the conversation.

Mathew: Yo, what up?

Mr. Suave: The sky. Ahhh, see how SUAVE I was?!!

Mathew: ...I will ignore that. But really, why are we here?

No. 1: Well, I'm at the house visiting...

Anna: And I'm texting for her...again...

No. 1: Your lucky to be texting for someone like me.

Anna: Yes m'lady.

Mr. Cane: Another conversation with yourself...odd.

Anna: Yup.

No. 1: Hm.

Mary: Shesh, spammers. It's only been like a minute, and my phone is going crazy!

Mr. Suave: Just tell us why we're here already!

Mary: Fine! I was wondering if any of you have been using any apps.

No. 1: What?

Mathew: You know, apps. The texting app is on your phone, so your using it right now.

No. 1: What?!

Mary: App is short for application; they are applications on your phone.

No. 1: That clears up a tiny part of what I am trying to understand.

Mary: At least something does.

Anna: I'll try to explain it to her...

Mary: Good luck.

Anna: ....Thanks?

Anna: Well, as you know me and Mr. Bates have been using the Monopoly one...and I've been winning.

Mr. Cane: I'm letting you win.

Anna: Suuuuure.

Alfie: I just got one called...let me see...Angered Birds?

Jimbo: You mean Angry Birds.

Alfie: Yup, that's it. It's....interesting.

Mr. Suave: Meh, I've passed all the levels, gotten three gold stars, and a feather for each.

Alfie: *in awe*

Mr. Suave: Yes, yes, I am amazing.

Mary: Oh gosh, this isn't what we need.

Mathew: Agreed. Any other apps?

Sybil: Ooo! Rose showed me Goat Simulator!

Mary: When did she get a phone?

Sybil: Oh, uh...never mind. But I'll add her to the convo.

Mary: Greeeeeat...

MissAwesome has been added to the conversation.

Mr. Suave: Finally, someone has good taste in making a name...like me.

MissAwesome: Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary: ....Though that many exclamation points probably weren't necessarily. Anyways, what is this 'Goat Simulator'?

MissAwesome: Oh, it's the most AMAZING and SMASHING game!!!

Mary: Annnnd what do you do in it?!

MissAwesome: Your a goat!

Mathew: ....A goat?

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 18, 2017 ⏰

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