A Fangirl's Mind Into The Void

~* ~A Crack Compilation~*~

Because I literally come up with so much trash that I have to put it all into one messy place

Some of this is just standard kinda tumblr chat posts based on vines, two of these are actual crack Oneshots in proper writing style but with stupid concepts, and... heck, maybe some stuff in between

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Hux: *lights a cigarette*

Queen: *yelling* HUX, IS THAT A WEED?

Hux: no this is just a normal ci–

Queen: I'M CALLING THE POLICE

Hux: but we're in spa—

Queen: *dials 911 into a microwave*

Kylo, hiding behind the microwave: 911, what's your emergency?

Hux: ಠ_ಠ

{ | And thus, the sequel | }

Queen: *door gets stuck* ah shit– HUX!

Hux: how the fuck–

Kylo: quEEN IS THAT A GENERAL

Kylo: I'M CALLING THE WEED

Kylo: *dials 420 into the microwave*

Mitaka: *pops up from behind the microwave, removing sunglasses* 420, what'cha smokin'?

{ | I'm sorry for existing | }

Kylo sat on the ground off to the side of an outdoor school basketball court, a rather intense game being played before him, though a minimal amount of his attention was focused on said game, as he blankly checked his phone.

"Careful Ren, you're going to–"

Hux's statement was cut off as he stifled a laugh due to Ren having been hit in the side of the head with a basketball.

"That's the fourth time that's happened," the other replied coldly.

"Hm? Are you waiting for the fifth time?" Hux asked.

"Actually I a–" he could barely finish before the ball hit him again, his usual uninterested expression turning to something of livid anger.

He rose to his full six foot height, taking off his sweatshirt and tossing it to the side as he straightened his plain black t-shirt, grabbing the basketball and gripping it hard enough to the point where if he had pressed any harder it would've popped. Their school might not've had the best equipment, but the basketballs were usually still pretty sturdy.

"I'm gonna fucking slam dunk all your asses."

{ | *can't write basketball scenes oops here's the next crackshot* | }

{ | I lied, there is no more | }

{ | There was gonna be a comic about the Love Live AU but I'm too lazy to draw it out | }

{ | I'm really just making this up as I go | }

{ | I kinda wanna draw out the first two vine things actually lmao | }

{ | There's only twelve parts of this book left what- | }