Football is a simple game:
22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end,
the Germans win.
-Gary Lineker
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Do you know why women cannot play football??
No, why??
Cause 11 women cannot wear the same clothes at the same time for 90 minutes!!
-BA DUM TSS-
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Football aka soccer for some of you
A bit late, because UEFA world cup already started...
~Rebecca
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