ferret man

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A night to yourself in the town going shopping have sushi and getting stuff along the way

You left your husband murr your beautiful ferret to take care of the house or so you thought

You were walking on a street and you started hearing foot steps coming towards you very quickly before you could speedy Gonzalez away a arm wraps around your neck oh and what a suprise a knife joins the party

"Money or your life" the thief spoke

"Ok first of what a cheesy line second TAKE MY MONEY I DENT NEED IT" you cried

The thief tightened his gripe you started losing conscience when you fell to the floor and heard screaming

"Get the fuck of her"

"Shit sorry dude take it please don't kill me "

"Hand it over"

You look up to see a man in a ferret hoodie and black and white ripped jeans with a tail and claws he lets go off the thief and the Barstard runs of

"Youll regret that you ferret fuck"

Ferret boy laughs and walks to you

"Wakey wakey eggs and bakey babe" it was murr?!

"Murr???" You say he doesn't reply just kisses you then picks you up and takes you home

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This is what happens when you watch a clip from jokers wild

Hope you enjoyed love you all (*^o^*)( ^ω^)( ^ω^)ヾ(*'∀`*)ノヾ(*'∀`*)ノ\(^o^)/\(^o^)/(^3^)(^3^) (๑・v・๑)(๑・v・๑) (∩_∩)

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