Person: so your we're checking out my girlfriend
Me: yeah
Person: *throws random object* LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE
Me: BISH IMMA CASHIER! IT'S MY GODDAMN JOB!
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Joke (77)
Person: so your we're checking out my girlfriend
Me: yeah
Person: *throws random object* LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE
Me: BISH IMMA CASHIER! IT'S MY GODDAMN JOB!