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Brendan: "BREATHE ... Do you think this is some kind of joke? ''Oh, har har, let's wait until my trainer jumps on my back and THEN tells him I can't swim!'' Do you think that's FUNNY?"

Kyogre: "It's not my fault you never taught me Surf."

Brendan: "OH MY GOD. YOU ARE LITERALLY A BIG GIANT FISH. Swimming is second nature to you! You're an ancient ocean whale god thing, you've lived longer than humans have existed and you need a computer to teach you the basic bodily functions expected of all self-respecting fish? Do you want a bloody HM for breathing, or chewing, or beating your heart?"

Kyogre: "And I guess that's where it all started going downhill."

Zubat: "I know that feel, bro'."

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