Blue-o-Meter

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Red: "So then this idiot goes and uses Mud Slap, and Pidgeot's just like ''Dude, are you drunk or something?"

Green: "Oh my god, seriously? What a moron!"

Red: "I KNOW RIGHT?"

"BEEP"

Red: "Oh, my Blue-o-meter is beeping. That's my cue. Gotta go sweep the four, back in a minute."

Green: "What?"

Red: "That thing tells me when Blue's just become the champion. Then I have to go beat him. It's like this game we play."


"3 Minutes Later..."


Blue: "-couldn't give me FIVE GODD**N MINUTES? LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SADISTIC LITTLE B*****D. I SWEAR WHEN MY RHYDON'S HEALED, I'LL SHOVE ITS HORN DRILL RIGHT UP YOUR SORRY-"

Red: "Gets me every time..."

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