Mikey finally reached home when it was almost 1am. He couldn't bother finding his room. Curled up on the sofa he sighed and slept with Pete's lingering touch still on his skin.
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holygeesus: help im stuck babysitting
memelordwentz: lol y
holygeesus: I NEED MONEY FOR BUY MY SUIT FOR PROM
holygeesus: this kid is fucking creeping me out its the spawn of fucking sataNN jLelp
torhamb: GET THE SATL
patreeck: oh god what is happening
torhamb: GET A HULA HOOP AND FUCKING FORCE IT IN THE HOOP
holygeesus: FUCkc
Andy!!♡: draw a pentagram like they do in spn it'll help
torhamb: SALLLLTLYLLYLYLTLTL RUN MOTJERCUKET
holygeesus: I THREW YT MIKEY'S HULA HOOP AND IT DODGDE FYUCK
torhamb: RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN AS FAST AS YOUR LEGS CAN TAKE OU
mikeywaydown: WHAT THE FUCK GERARD I JUST WOKE UP
mikeywaydown: WHO IS THE KID WHTAY THE FUCK IT LOOKS SATANIC DID YOU FICKJG ADOPT A KID WITH FRANKEI
mikeywaydown: GERARD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
holygeesus: I'M HIDING IN YOUR ROORM MIKES4GET YHE SALT IN THE KITCHWN
memelordwentz: SET THE FUCKING HOUSE ON FIRE
mikeywaydown: WHAT
memelordwentz: IM COMING OVER I'M BRURING YOUR HOUSE DOWN
mikeywaydown: PeTE NO
holygeesus: THE CHILD IS SCREMAJNG
patreeck: what is going on
holygeesus: MiKES
holygeesus: DID THE CHILD TAKE YOU
holygeesus: NOOOOOOOOOOOO MIKEY NO NOT MY BABY bROTHER
mikeywaydown: HES DRINKING MILK
holygeesus: FUCK THAT THIS IS A RYAN ROSS SITUATION
mikeywaydown: WHAT
holygeesus: FUCK IT I'M GOING DOWNSTARIRS
mikeywaydown: hes okay dude wtf
holygeesus: IT'S THE SPAWN OF SaTAN
holygeesus: I'M GRABBING MOMS BIBLE
holygeesus: OKAY I GOT HER ROSARY BEADS AND BIBEL
memelordwentz: honey let me in im outside
memelordwentz: MIKEY DARLING I AM OUTISD E YOUR HOUSE LET ME IN
mikeywaydown: aw babe okay im gonna open the do- AHHHHHHHHHHHH THE SATANIC KID GOT ME
holygeesus: MIKES NO
mikeywaydown: are u rly that gullible
mikeywaydown: HES ASLEEP IM LAUGHIJG
mikeywaydown: k gee im heading to pete's we're going to be gay together see u in a bit
holygeesus: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE AT HOME WITH SATAN
mikeywaydown: adios
torhamb: GERARD I'M HEADING OVER
torhamb: I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THE CHILD
frankoreo: TROHMAN BACK OFF HE MIEN
torhamb: i forgot u existed in this chat for a while hi frankie
frankoreo: babe im coming to rescue you
frankoreo: bby im runnIn
frankoreo: GOTTAGOFAST
holygeesus: HURRY
memelordwentz: running round at speed sound
mikeywaydown: what
frankoreo: i,,fell
mikeywaydown: goin down down
holygeesus: baBe YOU ALRIGHT
frankoreo: open the door im outside with pete whos holding a matchbox,,,
mikeywaydown: HONEY STAY WHERE YOU ARE DONT SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE
memelordwentz: since you called me honey ok then
frankoreo: wait i see a lady walking towards your house gee is she the mom
holygeesus: GOD BLESS IM DONE WITH THIS KID
memelordwentz: lmao can we enter your house now that the kid's gone
holygeesus: dont fuck in the house please
holygeesus: spare a thought for ur traumatised brother
mikeywaydown: talk about yourself gee at least i didnt type "fuck me hard in the ass" here
memelordwentz: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mikeywaydown: no stop
A/N: this is a mess im sorry but babysitting is really tiring
