(First time doing this, not going to use all characters. Only the characters I actually know.)
How they react to minor injury
Guide: Thank flesh you managed to dodge that! If it hit you had been just a second slower, you could be dead! I wouldn't have handled you being dead! I just... Guiding you is my only purpose. I love you.
*basically he starts to scold you but then gets all mushy.
Merchant: if you'd died, I wouldn't have anybody else to sell love letters to!
*money loving nerd.
Nurse: [Player Name], please do be more careful. I don't want you to get any more hurt that you are now, or worse.
*nurse cares about you.
Arms Dealer: Want me to put a bullet in their head?
*...cares a bit too much.
Dryad: Poison has left your system, but, thankfully, your love for me has not. I don't want to lose you.
*Afraid of the nature around you is going to drain out your life for her, and constantly worries about you on your various adventures.
Angler: Holy Heck! Those dang piranhas, I'll make them pay! I'll get 'em all, and I won't even cook em! I'll just dump them down your mineshaft so they all go to hell!!
*obviously isn't hungry.
Dye Trader: your blood isn't a very good dye, dear. Please don't get any more hurt than this.
*acts like they care about your vanity items while secretly caring about you.
Clothier: If anything worse had happened, I'd have felt cursed again. And that was absolutely horrible.
*you know how bad that curse was...
Traveling Merchant: Please don't get any more hurt while I'm still here. I'd rather you be alive while we're together.
*due to the fact that you don't see them often, they really want you both to spend time together, minus you dying.
Goblin Tinkerer: Creating an exact replica of you would've been impossible, so I'm glad you're still okay.
*cannot fix something as horrible as you dying.
Mechanic: A problem like you dying, I cannot fix. I love you, you know that? Don't get anymore hurt than you are now.
*her heart is a blinking light
Demolitionist: I'll blow 'em to bits! I'll feed 'em to The Moon Lord! I'll freaking destroy them!!
*cares even more than The Arms Dealer.
Painter: if you had died, I'd have had enough emotional drive to paint something dedicated to you, then throw myself down the mineshaft into Hell.
*Artists dilemma #78: emotional drive.
Witch Doctor: You die, I die, just to save you.
*poetic af
Party Girl: I'd make the confetti gun actually hurt! AND IT WILL HURT THEM A LOT!!!
*determined af
Stylist: I'd have shaved my head to mourn. I'd have found that nest again and waited there until the spiders ate me.
*you know how much she loves her hair... And hated that nest.
General flirting
(Prepare for pickup line hell)
Arms Dealer: My gun will shoot bullets at your hole pretty soon.
*HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Demolitionist: My heart explodes in my chest whenever I see you! Let's go drain the ocean together!
*yes, I'd like you to meet Romeo
Guide: I'll be guiding you to my bed tonight.
*simple and easy to understand. Can be perceived any way. Cuddling? Video games? Nothing adult rated here
Dye Trader: I'm absolutely DYING to see your body unaltered.
*//positive message for young girls
Merchant: Guess why You're not allowed in my room until nightfall.
*???
Dryad: Be Safe: I need you!
*short and sweet, actually made my heart ache slightly.
No really it did
Painter: I'd buy out an entire art museum for you.
*lover of the arts, marry me Mario
Nurse: Let the love doctor mend your broken heart.
*overused...
Witch Doctor: I may be a doctor, but not one of love. Care to teach me in this particular art?
*well then
Part Girl: You make my heart inflate like a balloon! It explodes like fireworks whenever you talk! It celebrates by shooting confetti with every embrace! But it pops like a bubble whenever it gets jealous.
*...no comment
Stylist: Y'know, I fell in love with you the second you cut me free. Sorry for what I said. I'm bad at first impressions.
*yet another no comment
Goblin Tinkerer: I'd build a rocket ship and fly to the Blood Moon and back for you!
*you've heard this before.
Mechanic: There's a faulty wire down south that needs repairing.
*dirty flirt!! Oh my
Clothier: I'd get cursed all over again just to be with you.
*how cute!!
Angler: Look what I just caught! A sexy beast, that's what.
*oh my//
Ok I'm bored now bye
Might add more later who knows
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