THE SCREEN IN-BETWEEN ↳ LJ & You [ UNDER MAJOR EDITING ]

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You & Lauren

Y/N: this girl tried to seduce me in the car

Y/N: she was trying to get a free ride

Y/N: Lauren where you at tho?

Lauren: did you give her a free ride?

Y/N: no I drove her to her place and she had pay me

Lauren: in tits?

Lauren: tips*?

Y/N: -.-

Y/N: no it was weird she tipped me with her phone number which I threw away

Lauren: IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?

Lauren: WHERES THE Y/N I GREW TO HATE IN THE FEW TIMES WE TEXTED

Lauren: YOU DONT THROW NUMBERS AWAY YOU DONT DENY SEX WHO TF IS THIS THIS AINT Y/N

Lauren: WAIT IS THE WORLD ENDING

Lauren: Sorry I over exaggerated a little

Y/N: ...

Lauren: no for real this is really weird

Y/N: I was on my job I wasn't gonna fuck a girl in my car

Y/N: plus if I was I didn't feel like it

Lauren: WHAT?!?

Lauren: who are you and what have you down with y/n?!

Y/N: Done*

Lauren: Down

Lauren: I meant down

Y/N: You can go down down down on me ;)

Lauren: That sounds like a hit

Y/N: ??

Y/N: Anyways I don't know what's wrong with me I think need to go visit the doctor !!

Lauren: What else happened today?

Y/N: oh I almost forgot okay so this guy ordered my uber right

Y/N: And the funniest shit happened - he did some magic trick in the car when I dropped him off

Y/N: a fucking baby lion came out of his sleeve

Lauren: WHAT?!

Lauren: how the fuck do you almost forget that?!

Y/N: yeah and he gave me the baby lion and on the lion it had a ribbon attached to its neck

Y/N: I'm like so scared because the lion is in my house and I don't know where it went...

Y/N: the ribbon had a hundred bucks so yay

Lauren: send me a picture of the lion

Y/N: I don't know where it went...

Y/N: let me find him first

Y/N: