The Darlings of Suburbia

You Can Call Me Sub

My friend Mark took me out today for ice cream. It was fun, he's really funny and has a way of cheering me up.

"Hey, Sub."

"Yeah?"

"What do you call a grizzly bear caught in a rainstorm?"

"I don't know, what?"

He grinned and showed his stark white teeth.

"A drizzly bear."

"Oh Jesus..."

"You love it."

"Yeah, I do."

My name's Suburbia, by the way.

You can call me Sub.