*Intro*
Nate:
It's been seven years since I worked in this place, a part of my life I much regret...saw kids burst in tears, a bear start eating a face...
I tried to move on and just forget...
But YouTube Ad Rev isn't all that great.
SO...
Chica:
Hey, Where's Bonnie?!
Freddy:
Hm? I haven't seen him!
Chica & Freddy:
Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie!
Bonnie:
What could this be? It wasn't here before...
It's bigger than me!
Chica:
Maybe it's a big BOX!
Freddy:
Obviously...
It's full of party favors!
Bonnie:
Pickles!
Chica:
Ponies!
Freddy:
Pizza!
Bonnie:
The Pox!
Freddy & Chica:
*stares at Bonnie*
Bonnie:
...what?...
Nate:
Falling asleep...
...Until a phone starts ringing six inches deep
Beneath the mess on my desk!
*accidentally touched cupcake*
Why would they keep-
*looks at hand with frosting*
-a rotten cupcake up here?!
Creepy and grotesque...
Chica:
Maybe we shouldn't touch it...
Bonnie:
Why not? It's just a shady crate!
Chica:
It could be corrosive!
Freddy:
Or even explosive!
Freddy & Chica:
And nobody knows if it's NOT Safe!
Bonnie:
Fine, Okay! Just give me a minute!
I'll wrap it back up and-
Uh, Oh...
*Camera turns off *
Nate:
Cameras gone dead...
And now I'm wondering if it's all in my head...
Voices in Nate's head:
🎶 Yes, It's All In Your Head!🎶
Chica:
Bonnie you said... It'd only take a minute...
Freddy:
Maybe it took him instead...
Chica:
*Gasp* what should we do?! I'm good at panic screeching!
Freddy:
Let's look for clues. Bonnie's got to be near!
Chica would you-
Chica:
*screech* Oh, Sorry!
Freddy:
Go look inside the kitchen?
How could he just disappear...?
Nate:
Where's she going?!
Screen's not showing...Could've sworn that camera was fixed...
Freddy:
Foxy, can you help me?
I need you, please, to tell me where Bonnie is before it turns six!
Spring trap:
*Jumpscares Freddy*
Freddy:
*screams*
Nate:
Bonnie?!
Freddy:
SPRINGTRAP!!!
Nate:
Why's Bonnie here?! And why's he tied up?! What's that sound in my ear?
Chica:
*jumps out of box*
It's cause the music box stopped!
Nate:
CHICA?!
Chica:
Oh dear, Watch out! He's coming for you!
Nate:
Good thing this door can be locked!
*presses button*
Door:
*doesn't closes*
Nate:
Huh? That's weird? Usually that only happens when-
*Balloons pop & Springtrap scares Nate*
Nate:
*screams*
No, no...! NO!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
I HAVEN'T EVEN CAUGHT UP ON STEVEN UNIVERSE YET!
AHHHH!!!
Freddy/Golden Freddy?:
Don't worry! I'LL SAVE YOU!
Nate:
You've gotta be kidding me...
Freddy/Golden Freddy?:
*charges at Springtrap*
Springtrap:
*knocks him away*
Freddy/Golden Freddy:
I changed my mind- RUN AWAAAAY!
Nate:
Got Nowhere to run
And I've got no place to hide!
Got no chance to fight or even prey!
Chica:
He's got to be stopped!
Freddy:
He's too destructive to live!
Bonnie:
*muffles: watch out for the fan!*
Chica:
...What did he say?
Freddy:
He said, "Watch out for the fan!"
Nate:
A little help would be great!
My face is about to be filleted
Freddy:
Look! The puppet is here to send him back to the crate!
Nate:
Watch out for your strings!
Puppet:
*gets tangled in fan*
Nate:
Ooh...Too Late...
*Foxy comes out & vent falls on Springtrap*
Bonnie:
*gets out of Box and muffles*
Nate:
You really can't go one night without popping out of something, can you?
Foxy:
*grunts*
Chica:
He says he hid in there when Springtrap tried to stuff him in a Freddy Fazbear suit...
Nate:
Aw, that's horrible!
Freddy:
Hey.
Nate:
Speaking of horrible... What do we do about this?
Chica:
The puppet was the only one who could defend us...
Freddy:
Now with him gone...there's no one to stop Springtrap...
Bonnie:
Well, I know a guy...
Chica:
*le gasp*
Freddy:
Huh?
Foxy:
*grunts in confusion*
Nate:
Where does he live?
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BLOOPERS
Nate:
*tries grunting like Foxy*
No one likes you!
Blaaah!
