Guardian Angel

Morning fun

Heyooo whats up guys? I'm gonna try to make this story slightly more relaxed than my other one. Don't get me wrong there will be alot of...tension. But I just sort of want a bit more comic relief. So little random funny things. Anywho enough about that. ENJOY!

Dan's POV

I pull away from Phil. He seems like a wierdo, but not a bad person. I get up off of my bed and head over to my closet. He looks at me, "What're you doing?"

I pull out a black shirt, "Changing."

"Into what?"

I roll my eyes, "Clothes you spork."

He raises an eyebrow laughing slightly, "Okay one, I meant what outfit. Two, did you seriously just call me a spork?"

I go over to him, "One, black shirt and black skinny jeans. Two, yes I did you spork."

I hit a pillow at him. It makes contact, surprising the both of us. I look at him shocked, "I can h-hit you?"

He looks down at himself, obviously just as shocked, "I guess so. It didn't hurt though so maybe it's like a no pain thing?"

I nod slowly, "Um... okay."

I slip of my shirt and hear Phil gasp. I turn around, making sure my arms are behind my back, "What?"

He looks me up and down, then smirks, "You're hot."

I blush and throw my shirt at him, "Quit being a perv!"

He laughs and nods, "Okay okay."

I slip on my new shirt and then pull off my sweatpants. I hear him comment, "Nice ass, Howell."

I roll my eyes, "Quit being an ass, Lester."

He laughs again. I pull on my skinny jeans, then try to find a belt. I sigh frustrated, "Ugh where the hell is it?"

"Where is what?"

"My belt!" I mutter, "Not that it helps much."

Phil gets up and walks around then points, "Found it."

I quickly put it on, "Thanks."

I hear my mom calling me. I look at Phil, "I'll be back." 

He chuckles, "I'm coming with you."

I sigh then head downstairs, Phil floating behind me. I see mum at the bottom of the stairs, "Yeah?"

"Take the trash out please."

Phil suddenly yells, "MRS. HOWELL! Your son has a nice ass!!"

I blush and quickly take the trash out, then glare at Phil, "Don't. Not cool."

He laughs, "She can't hear."

"Yeah but I can. So stop."

He frowns, "You're no fun. But fineee."

I nod and head back in the house. This guy is such a mess.