My Drunk Stories!!

Number 2 Story

Oliver oh lord, next one!

STORY TIME brought to you by Dodger snogging Oliver

Me IF THERE'S SOMETHIN' STRANGE, IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD!! WHO YA GON' CALL??

Oliver ghostbusters.. sigh you're drunk. Go home, Dodger

Me aww! Pwease? Puppy eyes I've been a good boy this year, haven't I? Santa'll bring me my SAUSAGES!!

Oliver facepalm I'll tell Fagin you're out singing and yelli-

Me BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!! I want to be a Ghostbuster..

Oliver no, you'll never be one. That's for sure rolls eyes more like a Sausageater to me

Me ya know, that's a good idea!! NEXT STOP, THE MEAT-1!!

Fagin DODGER! That's inappropriate! Get up here and sleep, my dear! If I see or hear you do that again, that'll be the orphanage for you, Mr drags me up the stairs and throws me onto my bed sleep!!

Oliver smirks sir, Dodger was naughty downstairs

Fagin was he now?

I sigh loud and hit my head against Charlie's OWW!!

Oliver yes. He kissed Nancy!! He tried to snog her too! Double punishment?

Me hehe- double PUNishment

Fagin SHUT UP! Otherwise I'll make it triple punishment for you

Me what'll that be? Kissing Oliver? Hehe

Fagin yes, and Bill

I tuck up in my bed quickly and pat the side B-bill?!? You've- NAHH! whimper anything but Billy! Haha, do you know what rhymes with Billy? Willy XD hehehe huge snort then maniac laughing haha! That was good wipes fake tear

Fagin right, come with me, now! We're going to Bill's drags me again to Nancy's door KNOCK KNOCK Nancy! Nancy? NANCY!

Nancy yes? Looks at me EEK! Put some clothes on him before anything else!

Fagin here's my treat for Bill, been naughty and kissing you apparently throws me to Nancy true?

Nancy looks at me sharply not at all, Fagin. But, I'm sure Bill'll have lots of fun with this drunk ol' boy

Me boi XD

Nancy right, straight to the bed. Sit there and tell B-

Bill I CAN HEAR YOU DOWN THERE!! PASS ME THE DAMN BOY ALREADY!

Me is that.. my future wife? Snicker get it? Cause he's always angry at me? Huehue